{"id":123834,"date":"2008-06-20T13:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-20T13:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/b08bbd6e-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e"},"modified":"2008-06-20T13:59:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-20T13:59:00","slug":"b08bbd7e-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/b08bbd7e-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e\/","title":{"rendered":"Court ramblings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I write to dispute the claim made by E. Barrett Ristroph in your paper. In her letter, Ristroph writes: &#8220;Many of us know (former) Judge Lizama for his wit and wisdom, delivered gratis from the bench to those of us who need it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Having been in former Judge Lizama&#8217;s courtroom for probate on many occasions, let me assure you that Lizama did not often deliver wit and wisdom. Instead, he often delivered irrelevant and self-aggrandizing ramblings ranging from his golf course experience to his fondest childhood memories.  I often found his strained attempts at folksy wisdom to be distracting, incoherent, bizarre, and very costly.<\/p>\n<p>I cannot tell you how many times I was subjected to Lizama&#8217;s tangents and how frustrated I became, each time thinking, &#8220;Good grief. This is a waste of my time and money. This is costing me $200 per hour.  Shut up and stop running up my attorney fees. Stick to the relevant case facts and the fine points of law. &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>One hearing with Lizama took up more than 3 hours and cost my father&#8217;s estate close to $1,000, thanks, in part, to Lizama dispensing his wit and wisdom from the bench at my family&#8217;s expense.<\/p>\n<p>And during those painful, agonizing three hours of acrimonious litigation, former Judge Lizama didn&#8217;t even have the decency lighten up the atmosphere by going on a diversionary tangent explaining what happened when a Russian woman disturbed the peace at his home a few years ago.  I think I might have gladly paid an extra $200 for such an entertaining explanation of such curious circumstances.  How he explained the situation to his wife may have provided many of us with true wit and wisdom.<\/p>\n<p>[B]Charles P. Reyes Jr.[\/B]<br \/>\n[I]Gualo Rai, Saipan[\/I]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I write to dispute the claim made by E. Barrett Ristroph in your paper. In her letter, Ristroph writes: &#8220;Many of us know (former) Judge Lizama for his wit and wisdom, delivered gratis from the bench to those of us who need it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123834"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123834\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}