{"id":128477,"date":"2008-12-01T15:42:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-01T15:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/b277bfa0-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e"},"modified":"2008-12-01T15:42:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-01T15:42:00","slug":"b277bfb3-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/b277bfb3-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e\/","title":{"rendered":"Fodder for comedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve been searching for fodder to fill my comedy notebook. Now, I turn to my cousin, Chief Tano Gregorio Cruz Jr., to gather comedy material from his latest diatribes or vitriolic and baseless accusations. I\u2019m afraid it is now a hobby and, primo, I will always have the last laugh.<\/p>\n<p>For instance, in recent months people would walk hurriedly into their office in both sectors, fearful of being \u201cimpeached\u201d by Chief Tano. I mean, he wanted legislators \u201cimpeached,\u201d a tale of his lack of understanding of the impeachment process. It\u2019s also a grand tale that he must have flunked his civic courses at MHS. Is this the case, Chief Tano, or can you lay claim that you were on the top 10 of your graduating class? I was student body president, sir. Can you match this with your high school stint?<\/p>\n<p>Then there\u2019s his Napoleonic attitude, convinced he\u2019s establishing healthy discourse on issues that are way above his head. He\u2019s done nothing but present disoriented and shallow views. When CUC disconnected his power, he viciously attacked the head of the utility agency as though he has sterling credentials in the operation of a utility company. Tony Mu\u00f1a graduated at the top of his class in a military academy, sir. Where did you go to college or did you ever enter one for that matter? Eh, you for da kine talk too much bradda when you for do better to speak it, yeah?<\/p>\n<p>And so you have an established behavioral pattern I could only expect from a vicious stray attack dog that even chases his own shadows heedlessly. What an accomplishment! At the end of the day, you sit alone pondering your descent into that painful feeling of rejection, all self-inflicted. <\/p>\n<p>Primo, people are people! Unfortunately, you have one grand Plebian fantasy as to venture into tricky and dangerous terrain, attacking decent people with savagery as though you\u2019re one superhuman. I respectfully disagree and if perchance an opportunity arises to make you a BETTER rather than a BITTER person in perpetuity, I will gladly hand you the olive leaf. After all, I am a good Christian and love my enemies, too.<\/p>\n<p>[B]John S. DelRosario Jr.[\/B]<br \/>\n[I]via e-mail[\/I]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve been searching for fodder to fill my comedy notebook. Now, I turn to my cousin, Chief Tano Gregorio Cruz Jr., to gather comedy material from his latest diatribes or vitriolic and baseless accusations. I\u2019m afraid it is now a hobby and, primo, I will always have the last laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-128477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128477"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128477\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}