{"id":198942,"date":"2015-04-13T04:00:10","date_gmt":"2015-04-12T18:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=198942"},"modified":"2015-04-13T04:00:10","modified_gmt":"2015-04-12T18:00:10","slug":"choices-for-give-and-for-take","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/choices-for-give-and-for-take\/","title":{"rendered":"Choices for give and for take"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We are often asked to give\/to Red Cross\/a typhoon loss\/<br \/>\nour families\/our in-laws\/Santa Claus\/a teddy bear\/<br \/>\na cancer rare\/needy hungry people here, there, everywhere<br \/>\nwhen someone\u2019s house burns\/ What are our returns?<br \/>\nWhat do we learn? What do we take home? Read the poem.<\/p>\n<p><strong>AN ALPHABETICAL SHAKE BETWEEN GIVE and TAKE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p> Give it all away &#8211; take an attitude<br \/>\n Give bucks benevolently &#8211; take a break<br \/>\n Give conscientiously &#8211; that takes the cake<br \/>\n Give a down payment &#8211; please take a dozen<br \/>\n Give even more &#8211; take that for example<br \/>\n Give fun to friends forever &#8211; time to take five<br \/>\n Give grace and goodness gently &#8211; take a guess<br \/>\n Give healthy habits a home &#8211; take a hike<br \/>\n Give an inch incognito &#8211; take an inch<br \/>\n Give justice give joy &#8211; take a jump for joy<br \/>\n Give kazillions of kindness &#8211; take a kiss<br \/>\n Give lots of love &#8211; take your lumps take less<br \/>\n Give more meaningfully &#8211; take no more<br \/>\n Give new ideas a chance &#8211; take nothing less<br \/>\n Give with open arms &#8211; take only what you need<br \/>\n Give peace a chance &#8211; take friendly pictures<br \/>\n Give quiet comfort &#8211; take quiet seriously<br \/>\n Give romance a chance &#8211; take romance for a walk<br \/>\n Give someone a big hug &#8211; take that hug to heart<br \/>\n Give tenderness a try &#8211; take time to listen<br \/>\n Give up that anger &#8211; take up gentle persuasion<br \/>\n Give with vigor &#8211; take victory with love<br \/>\n Give warm fuzzies &#8211; freely take warm fuzzies<br \/>\n Give x-rays to sincerity &#8211; take x-rays of sincerity<br \/>\n Give your heart with all your might &#8211; take your time<br \/>\n Give zany zingers &#8211; take zany zingers<\/p>\n<p>Now you have some choices for give and for take<br \/>\nIf you don\u2019t try any go poopy and jump in Susupe Lake<\/p>\n<p>This is also an abecedarian poem like my earlier haiku\/senryu calendar for April in the April 8, 2015, edition of Saipan Tribune.<\/p>\n<p><strong>AJI? NO MO! POTFABOT<\/strong><br \/>\nAjinomoto (MSG) on death\u2019s plate<\/p>\n<p>Salty bites tastes and ignites<br \/>\nTaste buds against  food duds<br \/>\nSalivation sensation soon excites<br \/>\nAll the tongues salivation buds<br \/>\nMSG laboratory analysis<br \/>\nHooked up with sour so salty<br \/>\nMay lead up to kidney dialysis<br \/>\nRegardless if diagnosis faulty<br \/>\nSo there is monosodium glutamate<br \/>\nDisguised with something sweet<br \/>\nDescribed as a complement<br \/>\nwith something required to eat<br \/>\nDoes this start dietary death at an early age?<br \/>\nTaste it try it you\u2019ll begin the initial stage<\/p>\n<p><strong>LIMERICKS FOR MASERS AND LIGHT YEAR LASERS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>#1. There once was a naked singularity<br \/>\nthat was not just a cosmic rarity<br \/>\ntraveling beyond its event threshold<br \/>\ngrowing despite gravity younger but old<br \/>\nwith general relative quantum theoretical parity<\/p>\n<p>#2. There once was a single black hole<br \/>\ndarker than darkest anthracite coal<br \/>\nat the center of the Milky Way<br \/>\nit sucked in stars and held sway<br \/>\nin kind of a cosmic rock and roll<\/p>\n<p>#3. Some theorize a BIG BANG was our start<br \/>\nbeginning with a serious \u2018singularity\u2019 fart<br \/>\nexpanding &#038; growing with relative speed into<br \/>\ngalaxies, black holes, stars, and planets too<br \/>\nnow BIG CRUNCH theory says we\u2019ll depart<\/p>\n<p>#4. Famous cosmologist Stephen Hawking<br \/>\nleft first time observers of him gawking<br \/>\nmute, crippled in a wheel chair, needing a nurse<br \/>\nhe examines and explains the universe<br \/>\nwith his computer doing all the talking<\/p>\n<p><strong>A SKY FULL OF PATHOS and MIRTH<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I could read the sky and make decisions<br \/>\nBut now I think I really have no need<br \/>\nSince singers, writers, and musicians<br \/>\nPlant and nourish our brain with seed<br \/>\nI could read a sky world of make believe<br \/>\nAnd see occasional writing in it too<br \/>\nWhen jets, biplanes, and prop planes leave<br \/>\nContrails and signed notes up there in the blue<br \/>\nI could read the sky above and the mud below<br \/>\nVillages, towns, and great cities of the earth<br \/>\nBut have to wonder why as down the road I go<br \/>\nThose artists do so well with pathos and mirth<br \/>\nYou too can read the sky just like an open book<br \/>\nHear the music in your heart and take another look<\/p>\n<p><strong>EPIGRAM FOR PIZZA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Who ate the pepperoni pizza?<br \/>\nI said Pepe Batbon Connolly<br \/>\nThe whole thing by me only<br \/>\nNow I smile like Mona Lisa<\/p>\n<p><strong>Joey \u2018Pepe Batbon\u2019 Connolly<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(Special to the Saipan Tribune)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are often asked to give\/to Red Cross\/a typhoon loss\/ our families\/our in-laws\/Santa Claus\/a teddy&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[3721,559,3722,886],"class_list":["post-198942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-and-style","tag-msg","tag-red-cross","tag-stephen-hawking","tag-susupe-lake"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198942\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}