Here is a trilogy of sonnets on Donald Trump, currently leading the pack of Republican candidates for POTUS:<\/p>\n
The Trumpeter Swan\u2019s Swan Song<\/strong><\/p>\n Though never known to be mute, coy, or cute He trashed both parties on the left and right This Donald ducked questions from all comers The big billionaire buffoon\u2019s still alive Trump The Hack Hacking With Plenty Backing<\/strong> how do you solve a problem like Donald how could one vote for this uncouth rich guy Here is a trilogy of sonnets on Donald Trump, currently leading the pack of Republican…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[6468,6469,6470,6471],"class_list":["post-207541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-donald-trump","tag-go-donald-go","tag-megyn-kelly","tag-swan-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207541"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207541\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThis last hurrah didn\u2019t look like his last
\nBluster and brouhaha tending towards moot
\nBlonde bangs bellowing insult and bombast<\/p>\n
\nWith friend and foe saying Go Donald Go
\nHe went on and on Twittering each night
\nBig ego missing the mixed message though<\/p>\n
\nRetorts followed by egregious insult
\nRacial, feminist, politic bummers
\nLeading to inevitable result<\/p>\n
\nSpiraling downward in his last swan dive<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0
\nhair swoons diaphanous around his head
\nswan wings flow like a d.a. or duck\u2019s ass
\ncomedy horror getting out of bed
\nfor the bumbling billionaire with no class
\n\u00a0
\nrolling through news shows leader of the pack
\nmedia loves this bread and circus king
\nhacking up hackneyed insults third rate hack
\nbringing network\u2019s sponsors plenty of bling
\n\u00a0
\nits more than hair and those insults of course
\nhe can\u2019t be kidding himself any more
\nthe fact that he is ahead makes it worse
\ngetting past his bombast news is a chore
\n\u00a0
\nso Trump the hack will keep hacking away
\ntill partisan politics has its way
\n\u00a0
\nHow Do You Solve A Problem Like \u2018The Donald\u2019<\/strong>
\n\u00a0
\nMegyn Kelly ripped into the belly
\nof the blonde bellicose billionaire beast
\nhis response nationwide on the telly
\ncost him women voters to say the least<\/p>\n
\nhow do you get him off your TV screen
\nhis running mate might be a MAC named Ronald
\nor maybe his lost franchise beauty queen<\/p>\n
\nwho states platform issues with rarity
\nwho gives any random insult a try
\naccompanied with more vulgarity
\n\u00a0
\nso what do I really think of D. Trump
\nstrange, plenty of change, he\u2019s still a cheap chump<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"