{"id":216424,"date":"2015-12-11T06:06:55","date_gmt":"2015-12-10T20:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=216424"},"modified":"2015-12-11T06:06:55","modified_gmt":"2015-12-10T20:06:55","slug":"crispr-skeeters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/crispr-skeeters\/","title":{"rendered":"CRISPR skeeters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, the tropics. Warm sunshine. Cold drinks. And, in some places, malaria.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll skip the sun and suds today and note that malaria, according to the World Health Organization, caused an estimated 438,000 deaths last year.<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s a story to note: The MIT Technology Review reported, on Nov. 23, that a scientist named Anthony James at the University of California, Irvine, has created genetically-modified mosquitos that won&#8217;t pass on malaria.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s pretty cool, but this is even cooler: The modified skeeters pass the non-malarial trait onto their offspring. So it&#8217;s a self-sustaining modification. The big promise here is that if these mosquitos were released into the wild they&#8217;d go forth, multiply, and start squeezing malaria out of the picture.<\/p>\n<p>Not that we non-scientists have to know this detail, but the mosquitos are merely unwitting agents in the malaria gig. The real culprit is a parasite called plasmodium. It lives in the mosquitos and it will live in you, too, if you&#8217;re unlucky enough to get bitten.<\/p>\n<p>Any creature that has more syllables than cells is bound to be a real stinker. Plasmodium is a real hall-of-famer there, comprised of just a single cell. This nasty little piece of work was featured in the very fist chapter of my high school biology text, which served as an attention-getter for how the smallest of things can have the biggest of consequences. Such was our introduction to biology.<\/p>\n<p>As for the introduction of the genetically-modified skeeters, into the wild, I mean, well, it hasn&#8217;t happened yet. I don&#8217;t know if it will ever happen. Experts are pondering the advisability of man-made tweaks propagating through Mother Nature&#8217;s domain. The intended consequences are worthy, but what of the unintended ones? I think we can expect to see this story, or similar ones, hitting the news in 2016.<\/p>\n<p>And, in fact, there&#8217;s a far bigger story behind this story. That&#8217;s the new technology that has turbo-charged the capability of genetic modifications. This gig isn&#8217;t limited to mere mosquitos. The gene-editing technology is called &#8220;clustered regularly interspaced short palindromic repeats,&#8221; but you probably guessed that already from the abbreviation, CRISPR.<\/p>\n<p>To the extent that I can follow this, which is to no extent at all, I think that it&#8217;s some way of playing Legos with genetics, snapping, and unsnapping, specific pieces together and asunder, and allowing you to swipe pieces from your little brother if your set doesn&#8217;t have them. If anybody has a better grasp on the gig, then feel free to let me know. I never really got beyond the Lego stage of conceptualization in anything.<\/p>\n<p>But, speaking of concepts, if the humble mosquito isn&#8217;t a worthy enough critter to ponder, consider that CRISPR will allow for the genetic modification of humans, too.<\/p>\n<p>So, what next? I don&#8217;t know. Maybe we&#8217;ll hear about miracle cures for diseases. Maybe we&#8217;ll hear about &#8220;designer babies.&#8221; Maybe we&#8217;ll hear about both.<\/p>\n<p>Could bio-tech be the next big thing, something on the order of an Internet-scale revolution?<\/p>\n<p>If so, I know I&#8217;ll miss the call. When I was in high school we also thought we were on the cusp of a brave new world, but all we wound up with was Donkey Kong.<\/p>\n<p>Pat Benatar sang &#8220;My Clone Sleeps Alone.&#8221; Somebody else (I forget who) recorded a ditty about test tube babies, and this song may have been the first, and last, copyrighted work of English that rhymed &#8220;utopian&#8221; with &#8220;Fallopian.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The enthusiasm kept at a low boil for several years. By the time we were out of college, bio-tech mutual funds were the hot thing. This lead my pals and I to another famous pairing of English terms: &#8220;long term&#8221; and &#8220;capital loss.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I&#8217;m sure that a lot of progress was made in those days, but it wasn&#8217;t the imminent sci-fi fantasy so many people expected. Maybe things will be different this time around.<\/p>\n<p>If so, I can just imagine a couple of scientists calling each other:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dude, I just invented a malaria-resistant mosquito.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s nothing. I just invented a malaria-resistant human. Runs the 100-yard dash in 3 seconds, benches 425 lbs, gets 800 on the math SATs, needs only two minutes of sleep a year, drinks salt water, excretes jasmine tea, and only turns right on red after coming to a complete stop.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wowzer. What gender?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a Upsilon-Twelve with Gamma-Nucleic receptors.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nice. How&#8217;d you array the peptides?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;With a bicuspid RNA splice, of course. Goes together like, well, like&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Like Legos?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah. Exactly. Like Legos.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, the tropics. Warm sunshine. Cold drinks. 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