{"id":236287,"date":"2016-09-13T06:06:49","date_gmt":"2016-09-12T20:06:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=236287"},"modified":"2016-09-13T06:06:49","modified_gmt":"2016-09-12T20:06:49","slug":"trumpty-dumpty-seussian-sonnet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/trumpty-dumpty-seussian-sonnet\/","title":{"rendered":"Trumpty Dumpty a Seussian sonnet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I really like this Don that Trumps<br \/>\nignorant of all his campaign lumps<br \/>\nI just adore his funky hair<br \/>\nwith urine colored dye so fair<br \/>\nI quite admire his unmitigated gall<br \/>\nto think that Mexico will build his wall<br \/>\nI believe sincerely his racist views<br \/>\nwill headline all today\u2019s  KKK news<br \/>\nI read his twaddling, thick headed TWEETS<br \/>\nand tire of how he continuously repeats<br \/>\nall his double speak and prevarication<br \/>\nis a major insult to our great nation<br \/>\nI think his vacuous thought is smart<br \/>\njust about as much as a peanut fart<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Joseph &#8220;Pepe Batbon&#8221; Connolly is a retired CNMI PSS teacher who taught English on Tinian and Saipan from 1984 to 2014. He currently enjoys studying cosmology, Asian poetry, and life on Tinian.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really like this Don that Trumps ignorant of all his campaign lumps I just&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[13360,21,676,13361],"class_list":["post-236287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-kkk","tag-life","tag-mexico","tag-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=236287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=236287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=236287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=236287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}