Maila` ta chage bumisita man-\u00f1ahlala\u00f1g na asuntu siha pa`gu na biahe. Tat mas mauleg ke ma\u00f1ge` na chaleg. Ha funas todu chathinasso-ta ya hana` \u00f1ahlala\u00f1g si\u00f1iente-ta. Paire na etsisiu piot na tiempu `nai kada ta bira hit puru trompison dibi yan estotbu.<\/p>\n
Man-seda` hit eskusu na gigon tafana` seriosu siha na asunto-ta `nai ensegidas ta annunsia, \u201cI problema `nai\u201d. Gigon man-machanda hit satbasion, ta ta`lun rumepite, \u201cI problema `nai\u201d. Dimas de uma-aregla i chinatsaga sige ma\u00f1guentos fabulas de chispas! Dios mihu!<\/p>\n
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Humalum si Pedro Malas gi konfesinariu. Mabendise dispues sige kumonfisat. Mientras tantu sige si pale` ha ye\u00f1gyu\u00f1g ilu\u00f1a. Pinilo\u00f1a na ine`eku\u00f1gog-gue as pale`. Mana`e pinetensia\u00f1a.<\/p>\n
Mientras mananaitai humuyu\u00f1g si pale` ginen konfesinariu. Estaba headphone gi tala\u00f1ga\u00f1a. Era ume`eku\u00f1gog dandan gi iyo\u00f1a CD player. Ileg\u00f1a si Du\u00f1g, \u201cPinilog-hu na guahu ha e`eku\u00f1gog lau i danda\u00f1a, pindehu!\u201d Humanau para i gima` fumofofu sa` ha suspecha na ti ma asi`igue` ni isau\u00f1a. <\/p>\n
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Ma-utut pagamientun konsutadot politika gi un` kompania. Sige man-afaisen haf` guaha. Mahu\u00f1gog na ti machochogue man-matagu` niha.<\/p>\n
Mamaisen unu haf` na tinagu` guaha. Ineppi ni kakama`gas na an man-matagu` debi umachogue che`chu` niha.<\/p>\n
Gi kadada` na esplikasion ileg\u00f1a i kakama`gas, \u201c`An hu tagu` hamyu para in` fan man-galopi, ensegidas faisen-yu` taimanu na tinatkilu`\u201d. Dios mihu! <\/p>\n
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Sumugu si Du\u00f1g yan Iku gi fina` hatdin gi hiyu\u00f1g pettan i la\u00f1get. Estaba guihe un` amku` chumuchupa. Uma\u00f1a\u00f1gun i dos para uma-atulaika na`an niha `an humalum siha guatu gi lamasan man-husga.<\/p>\n
Humalum si Juan kadu` si Du\u00f1g ya mata`chu\u00f1g gi menan San Pedro. Sina\u00f1gane na u huyu\u00f1g ya u sedi si Du\u00f1g humalum. Ha sa\u00f1gane si Du\u00f1g na magacha` siha. Masentensia i dos sais a\u00f1os ta`lu giya potgatoriu! A`saina, tatnai mauleg che`chu` pitbetserias!. <\/p>\n
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Este i mama` sabiu guaha `nai ti sen mauleg. Mana`e un` sindalu katta para u translada para i nanan amigu\u00f1a. I saludu ileg\u00f1a, \u201cDear Mom\u201d. `Nai matranslada ileg\u00f1a, \u201cBinadu Na\u00f1g\u201d. Ti mana hanau i katta! <\/p>\n
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Man-hanau un` familia para Disneyland. `Nai man-mattu gi lugat estaba un` tablon ileg\u00f1a, \u201cDisneyland Left\u201d. Duru i famaguon ma\u00f1gate sa` ma`pus hun esta i Disneyland. Dispues `nai marepara na direksion i intension matuge` gi tablon. <\/p>\n
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`Nai humanau un` tihun mame yan lahi\u00f1a gi kareta, sumaga gi Stop Sign pues ha annunsia, \u201cSpot\u201d. Sina\u00f1gane ni lahi\u00f1a na \u201cstop\u201d i dinanche na palabra. Ileg\u00f1a, \u201cKarahu, hagas-yu empleao NTTU ya para un` fana`gue-yu` fuminu` E\u00f1glis?\u201d De dios! ***<\/p>\n
Ha rekomenda amiguhu Miget na bai gigimen \u201cesu\u201d (Ensure) sa` mauleg alimento\u00f1a. Esu? Kase dinanche\u00f1a esuk\u2014mahotnun lemai ni mana` a\u00f1glu`. <\/p>\n
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Hu soda amiguhu Tagalu gi kantun chalan yinite` ni kareta\u00f1a. Animu i prohimu muna` kelala` lau no siakassu. I binibu\u00f1a ha domu` papa` makinan kareta\u00f1a. Hu ofresi maudai, ileg\u00f1a, \u201cDepend for you!\u201d Tiha komprendi finaisen-hu. Dios mihu! <\/p>\n
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Este peskan do`du (liliku` achu`) sumen na`mamahlau. Man-faye na guihan kontra haf` peligru. Gigon humihut hau man-malagu guatu gi papa` otru achu`. Sessu hu hu\u00f1gog na estague` na klasen katokcha` lagse` usu\u00f1a gi hegsu` I Deni`. A`saina! <\/p>\n
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Huli`e amiguhu Bangladesh man-dadagau talaya kinibrutu. Hu faisen haf` ha dadagau. Ileg\u00f1a guihan. Tiha tu\u00f1gu` tumalaya. Lau manadan hanum tasi ha rikohe dispues de lumauya kattan yan luchan! Puti poble lau puti\u00f1a kaduku! <\/p>\n
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I finu` tautau gi oriya entre `aga\u00f1g `sino silensiu. I `aga\u00f1g i banidosu. Pa`gu i silensiu tomtum, kabilosu yan menhalom. I segundu `nai mas hu adahe-yu` sa` gigon umadi\u00f1gan nahu\u00f1g te\u00f1gua\u00f1g kontodu para i gima`! <\/p>\n
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Gi mapos na sakan duru hu botleha i asaguahu pot hana` matanum choda siha gi oriyan guma`. Pa`gu na sakan, ti si\u00f1ayu` kumuentus sa` bulan aga` gi pachot-hu ginen tinanom\u00f1a choda. Kulan taftaf hu chalegua`-yu`. A`saina! <\/p>\n
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`Nai hu bisita un` tiahu, hanayane-yu` hinegsa` yan kadun guihan. Dispues ileg\u00f1a, \u201cKadu hau\u201d. Sige chaka chaleghu ni fino`\u00f1a. Hombre pa`gu hu huhu\u00f1gog ayu na finu` Chamorro. Dios mihu! <\/p>\n
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Pot primet biahe tumunog batkon airen Continental 727. Mamila i tautau gi kantun kolat man-ega`. `Nai ha birague` ruplanu para u hanau ha guaife todu i mandikiki` na achu` yan potbus ya hana` fa\u00f1ochu todu i man-e`ega`. Dios tiampare na mirienda! <\/p>\n
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`Nai in` chage usun sesi` yan tenedot (trastes lamasan chumochu) gi fina` sena gi Junior\/Senior Prom diberas na manadan chaleg. Kontodu ice cream in` chachag ni sesi` kobiettu. <\/p>\n
I famalao`an ti mapula` guantes niha (white gloves) `nai mafasensini i hinetnun manog. Todu aplacha`! Ai, lastima para bai`n banidosuye na man \u201cmukanu\u201d ham lokue`. Dios mihu! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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