{"id":264100,"date":"2017-11-09T06:00:50","date_gmt":"2017-11-08T20:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=264100"},"modified":"2017-11-09T06:00:50","modified_gmt":"2017-11-08T20:00:50","slug":"hit-road-jack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/hit-road-jack\/","title":{"rendered":"Hit the road, Jack!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nunc Dimittis: Now Let Thou Depart<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>The first words in Latin is in the Canticle of Simeon, found in the Gospel of Luke, Chapter 2, New Testament.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Please depart as our country quakes<br \/>\nwe can take the insults and ignorance<br \/>\neveryone is tired of your golfing breaks<br \/>\nglimmers of rational thought by chance.<br \/>\nPlease leave DACA immigrants alone<br \/>\nwe can handle laughter by world leaders<br \/>\ntry to stay off constant use of tweet phone<br \/>\nfocus and become a new legislation reader.<br \/>\nPlease exit stage left with the alt right<br \/>\ntake your cabinet with you the ignorant bunch<br \/>\nif there are any left even those flying out of sight<br \/>\ntake your seventeen lawyers too after a power lunch.<br \/>\nPlease hit the road down Defeated Dumpty Trail<br \/>\ncall your next book How To Win and Tragically Fail.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Top of the Class from Bigly Nursery<\/strong><br \/>\nA sonnet for the first election anniversary<br \/>\nof a big baby graduate from Bigly Nursery<br \/>\nfounder of business scam Trump University<br \/>\nmillions for diplomas criminal and cursory<br \/>\ncan\u2019t get policies or names of countries right<br \/>\nembarrassing the United States around the world<br \/>\nsaying \u2018I\u2019m smart\u2019 proves he\u2019s not very bright<br \/>\ndisgraceful words when SOB vulgarities hurled<br \/>\nhe doesn\u2019t trust us, cussed us, we sense collusion<br \/>\non the trash heap of history he lives in delusion<br \/>\nso we begin the second year with Bigly at the helm<br \/>\nwho knows what horrors are next in his unreal realm<br \/>\nhe should check into a Bigly Senior Nursing Home<br \/>\nunable to care for our nation, but that\u2019s another poem.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Trump and Tweet Three Years To Go<\/strong><br \/>\nTrump and tweet filled cyber space throughout 2017<br \/>\nall tricks and no legislative treats is all we have seen<br \/>\nwhen voters go to voting booths in the next election<br \/>\nwill the Tyrant of Tweets face outright rejection<br \/>\nwill there be any votes for Trump University\u2019s dean.<br \/>\nTrump and Tweet campaign rallies till the year 2020<br \/>\ncan you take three more years of President Not Funny<br \/>\nhow much longer can our country\u2019s voters take it<br \/>\nhow much longer can Bigly Bling Baby fake it<br \/>\nwill the Koch brothers and Mercers still put up money.<br \/>\nTrump and Pence in office for three more years<br \/>\nwho knows where the many investigations steer<br \/>\nwho knows how many more in DC will be indicted<br \/>\nwill justice prevail and will everyone be delighted<br \/>\nwill we weep for our nation with RNC elephant tears.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>Golf &amp; Gaffes Gaff the US Gags Again<\/strong><br \/>\nI drained the swamp made some mistakes<br \/>\nsome got arrested and turned against me<br \/>\nI loaded the cabinet with rich sneaky snakes<br \/>\nand struggled to get under par from the tee.<br \/>\nI tweeted thick headed nonsense every day<br \/>\nskipped boring policy bulletins and watched TV<br \/>\nthen off to one of my own golf courses to play<br \/>\nthen back to the tube to watch more about me.<br \/>\nMy first year in office is soon coming up<br \/>\nhave I lost more than half of my cabinet already<br \/>\ngotta work on getting that ball into the cup<br \/>\nwork on my swing and keep my course steady.<br \/>\nI need more adulation and more of me on TV<br \/>\nmost important though is time on the course for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nunc Dimittis: Now Let Thou Depart The first words in Latin is in the Canticle&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[18919,18995,18996,406],"class_list":["post-264100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-bigly-bling-baby","tag-bigly-nursery","tag-trump-university","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=264100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=264100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=264100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=264100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}