{"id":267553,"date":"2018-01-08T06:00:54","date_gmt":"2018-01-07T20:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=267553"},"modified":"2018-01-08T06:00:54","modified_gmt":"2018-01-07T20:00:54","slug":"ludicrous-hearteries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/ludicrous-hearteries\/","title":{"rendered":"Ludicrous \u2018hearteries\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A Diagnosis of\u00a0Intelligence Induration<\/strong><br \/>\nSome relatively new fake news medical terms found<br \/>\nin a duplicitous diabolic deconstructing diagnosis of 45<br \/>\nincorporating bigly teleprompter tweetology unbound<br \/>\nyet despite their serious nature he continues to thrive<br \/>\nthe first is I \u20183\u2019 &#8211; interminable intelligence induration<br \/>\nwhere mumpsimus like qualities continue to persist<br \/>\na vanity laden hardening of the \u2018hearteries\u2019 situation<br \/>\nwhere common sense and integrity refuse to coexist<br \/>\nhardening of the \u2018hearteries\u2019 manifests itself clearly<br \/>\nwith the ludicrous wall, DOCA, and all the Dreamers<br \/>\nbeing closed out, kicked out, good people loved dearly<br \/>\nwall construction kickbacks in the plans of schemers<br \/>\nminor and major ailments of a moral and ethical nature<br \/>\ncontinue to plague 45 who needs to be put out to pasture.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Cheeto Tweeto Presidency<\/strong><br \/>\n(for Trump\u2019s shake\u2018n\u2019bake, chocolate shake, chocolate cake)<br \/>\n\u00a0Pause for thought, a remote relationship to a US Presidency<br \/>\nmay exist on a temporary basis in the dumpy House of White<br \/>\nfrom electoral votes which is how Cheeto Tweeto got residency<br \/>\nhis preference for his own golf courses just doesn\u2019t seem right<br \/>\npassion for fast foods and twelve or more daily sodas sugar free<br \/>\nhe\u2019s reported to watch TV on large screens in almost every room<br \/>\nwith the exception of Fox he seldom likes news reports he sees<br \/>\nhe gets upset, calls the media fake, insults them, doom and gloom<br \/>\nall the Cheetos and salty sugary snack foods dye his fingers<br \/>\nhis face and swept hair take a shade of color much the same<br \/>\nthe smell from the fried chicken and fish sandwiches still lingers<br \/>\nno health food for Cheeto Tweeto, a national disgrace and shame<br \/>\nas those poor neglected world class White House chefs and cooks<br \/>\nsearch for franchise food recipes and substitute menu cookbooks.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Trump Base Choice: Deconstruction = Rejoice<\/strong><br \/>\nThe 35% base has a solid commitment to their elected choice<br \/>\nwho suffers from ignorance impairment and abusive tweets<br \/>\nhis every lie in cyberspace and missteps cause them to rejoice<br \/>\nwhile thousands of US and world citizens protest in the streets<br \/>\ndespite losing by three million votes in the 2016 popular vote<br \/>\nTrump supporters found HRC lost and that\u2019s all she wrote<br \/>\nnow democratic values are becoming untethered and float<br \/>\nour nation awash in an ocean of misguided deconstruction<br \/>\nlittle more than a nitwit the electoral boss tweets daily twit<br \/>\ncareless insults right off the top of his yellow fried dyed head<br \/>\nand seems seldom the least concerned about the results of it<br \/>\nin the Jerusalem capitol location decision people already dead<br \/>\nhis base wavering around 35% solidly supports president DJT<br \/>\nwhile Wretch 45 spreads the stench of his polluted democracy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Diagnosis of\u00a0Intelligence Induration Some relatively new fake news medical terms found in a 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