{"id":267912,"date":"2018-01-12T06:00:55","date_gmt":"2018-01-11T20:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=267912"},"modified":"2018-01-12T06:00:55","modified_gmt":"2018-01-11T20:00:55","slug":"got-splinters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/got-splinters\/","title":{"rendered":"Got splinters?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Many Saipan Tribune readers are part of the SOHO (small office and home office) world. I\u2019m a long-time SOHO guy myself. As the new year rolled onto the calendar I was mid-stream in a project to custom-build some furnishings for my office. The big question was this: Can a total carpentry know-nothing produce functional SOHO furnishings?<\/p>\n<p>I finally have the answer. It\u2019s \u201cyes.\u201d Sick of your office? You can probably fix a lot of it yourself.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s make that a qualified \u201cyes.\u201d My current SOHO is a get-your-work done sort of office, as opposed to a more polished meet-with-clients sort of space. Functionality, not professional polish, was my goal. I will, however, note that everything came together square, level, and tightly fit. I can deal with simple. I won\u2019t, however, suffer shabby. <\/p>\n<p>It took three basic power tools (a circular saw, a cordless drill, and a jigsaw), along with various accouterments for measuring and marking, to get this done. And if I can do it, then anyone can.  <\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve taken two steps. The first was to build a four-tier console that covers an entire wall from top to bottom. It serves as a bookshelf, as a platform for a printer and stationary, and as a storage area for boxes of office supplies. The second step was to build a long, narrow table that runs along a wall. <\/p>\n<p>The long table is supposed to provide a surface for arranging documents so I can do impressive things. Somehow, though, it got covered in my collection of Merle Haggard CDs. <\/p>\n<p>Come to think of it, I haven\u2019t done anything remotely impressive since 1982. So I\u2019m thinking that impressive can wait a little while longer. There\u2019s no need to defile a fresh new year by trying to force things. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the next, and final, step will be to build a desk that will tie together the ensemble. That\u2019s a great word, \u201censemble.\u201d It adds some class to my entirely classless operation.<\/p>\n<p>I did my marking, sawing, and sanding in the garage. Then I carted everything over to my SOHO workspace where I screwed everything together using the cordless drill as a driver. <\/p>\n<p>During the entire process I didn\u2019t encounter any big problems, but everything took a lot longer than I anticipated. This didn\u2019t bother me, since part of the reason I embarked on the project was to putter around at a slow pace and ignore the demands of the fast-paced world. <\/p>\n<p>For example, when I assembled the first three parts of the wall console, it took me about an hour to set the pieces square before I fastened them together. Lacking any coherent methodology for this situation, I addressed it with my true specialty: blunt-headed trial-and-error. <\/p>\n<p>And so I patched things together, took measurements, shook my head in dismay, took the pieces apart, then started all over again. I did this dozens of times. When, by pure dint of randomness, everything finally jibed, I held my breath and fastened the pieces together. Everything else went smoothly from that point on. <\/p>\n<p>When I was in the cutting phase I marked the lumber to show where the factory cuts were. This was under the theory that they\u2019d be more square than my cuts were. After all, a newbie with a circular saw ain\u2019t exactly going to give Pythagoras a run for his money. This extra degree of pessimism allowed me to strategically match things together during assembly to make the early fits as square as possible.<\/p>\n<p>On the fastener note, before I got the project rolling, I did some experiments with scrap wood. The types of screws you\u2019d use with a normal screwdriver (slotted- or Phillips-head) didn\u2019t work nearly as well as the star-headed ones (\u201cTorx\u201d). I also experimented to get a feel for how small my pieces of wood could be before they\u2019d run the risk of getting split by the fasteners. <\/p>\n<p>Having realized that fasteners were going to be an important part of the equation, I ultimately wound up spending more on screws than I did on my circular saw. As for the smaller pieces of wood, I drilled pilot holes in them before driving the fasteners and this prevented splitting.<\/p>\n<p>Well, such are the highlights of the project. I encountered no pitfalls, no jokers, no bad surprises. In summary, this stuff is doable. <\/p>\n<p>To my fellow SOHO operators who are contemplating improving their spaces, I say: Come on in, the water\u2019s fine. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many Saipan Tribune readers are part of the SOHO (small office and home office) world&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[50,133,14014],"class_list":["post-267912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-power","tag-run","tag-soho"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/42"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267912"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267912\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=267912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=267912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}