{"id":268062,"date":"2018-01-16T06:00:21","date_gmt":"2018-01-15T20:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=268062"},"modified":"2018-01-16T06:00:21","modified_gmt":"2018-01-15T20:00:21","slug":"mirror-mirror-wall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/mirror-mirror-wall\/","title":{"rendered":"Mirror, mirror on the wall"},"content":{"rendered":"

Brightfart and Bannon: A Convulsive Canon<\/strong>
\n\u201cCanon\u201d used here means a body of principles, standards, or norms.<\/em><\/p>\n

Convulsive canon on a correction course
\nBrightfart and Bannon announce a divorce
\nBrightfart yesterday totally alt-right
\nBannon\u2019s heyday a boss so bright
\nBannon chapter and verse radical actor
\nMoney bags Mercer right wing redactor
\nBannon on the outs now is finished
\nBrightfart pouts somewhat diminished
\nBannon no suture seeds not worth sowing
\nBrightfart to the future gradually growing
\nBannon departure a sad sack distraction
\nBrightfart smarter with cerebral action
\nBrightfart tomorrow keeps on trying
\nBannon\u2019s sorrow tomorrow he\u2019s crying.<\/p>\n

Mirror, Mirror On The Wall <\/strong>
\nA narcissist\u2019s nightmare after a visit from Abraham Lincoln\u2019s ghost.<\/em><\/p>\n

Mirror, mirror on the \u2018dumpy\u2019 White House wall
\nwith a new silver backing and frame of gold
\nI believe you know who\u2019s smartest of them all
\nnow that Brightfart Bannon\u2019s out in the cold
\nmirror mirror to my brain pan please be kind
\npay no attention to family insults Bannon said
\nmy former strategic planner has \u201clost his mind\u201d
\nI\u2019m still in charge, the Number One potato head
\nmirror mirror \u201cbelieve me\u201d I\u2019m not a male witch
\nor a deep state dark rogue boss hearing confessions
\nabout that \u2018lying media\u2019 I\u2019d like to fire every SOB
\nand fire more of my cabinet starting with Sessions
\nmirror mirror some say you are indeed two sided
\nfrom that other side one can see our nation divided
\n\u00a0
\nOff Tweet in White House<\/strong>
\nPundits say DJT is \u201c a clear and present danger \u201d
\nSome suggest serious trouble and getting stranger:
\nO \u2013 obfuscating every single controversial issue
\nF \u2013 fearful of the slightest amount of criticism
\nF \u2013 foolish fodder for Fox TV in his genetic tissue
\nT – tweeting twit filled with DOJ and FBI\u00a0criticism
\nW – waffling on basic issues of civil liberty
\nE – elephantine egotistic boss of the GOP
\nE – enigmatic emerging electoral entropy
\nT – Trump\u2019s major interest is always himself
\nI – inside intel tells all from the WH \u2018dump\u2019
\nN – never far away from a large screen TV
\nW – wary of forthcoming tax cut slump
\nH – happy to be heading to another golf tee<\/p>\n

The Republican Rift is a New Year Gift<\/strong>
\n\u201cAs far as leadership is concerned, our D.C. boss is\u00a0
\nreally at a loss.\u201d
\n\u2014Republican Sen. Collins of Maine
\n\u00a0
\nAs old man winter slowly shuffles off this mortal coil
\nit appears a narcissist nitwit will rule for another year
\nit makes nonpartisan blood of sensible citizens boil
\nbrings to mind more Trumpty Dumpty tweets to fear\u00a0
\nYear Two of 45\u2019s reign lies just a few weeks ahead
\nreliable poll denial plus a new year cell phone ring
\nsixteen times in a row \u201cNo Collusion\u201d DJT will sing
\nabout his praise for dictators Sen. John McCain says,
\n\u201cIt\u2019s disturbing, very disturbing.\u201d While Republican\u00a0
\nSen. Corker says Trump is, \u201cdividing the country
\nand alienating other people instead of inspiring\u201d
\nRepublican Sen. Flake calls out Pres. Trump\u2019s
\n\u201creckless and outrageous and undignified speech\u201d
\nThanks for lessons these US Republican senators teach.
\n\u00a0
\nChief Tweetologist: The Next Three Years<\/strong>
\nNew Year\u2019s day has passed by and we are now proceeding
\nas Wash D.C. is filled with many different investigations
\nour beloved democracy is with virtual unreality bleeding
\nas a praise loving narcissistic ignoramus leads our nation
\nwho knows where we will be led in the next three years
\nwith further executive orders bruising the constitution
\nand an alt right base praising Cheeto Tweeto with cheers
\nTweetologist Twit\u2019s \u2018sad\u2019 strategic simpleton solutions
\nthe Chief Confusing Ignoramus acting in TV addled action
\ncontinues to make more absolutely inept appointments
\nsycophants who will submit to and adhere to his satisfaction
\nas he greases himself and billionaires with tax plan ointments
\nhowever the next three years is not all doom and gloom
\nthere will be plenty more testifying in Mueller\u2019s D.C. room<\/p>\n

45\u2019s Predilection for the Middle Finger<\/strong>
\nTweeting ignorance daily, insulting with every word
\nthe 45th\u00a0President of the US flips our country the bird
\nhe sticks up his figurative middle finger to try us
\nwith his\u00a0predilection, prepossession, prejudice, bias
\nwhile Trump constantly tells the middle class he cares
\nhis clearest\u00a0predilection\u00a0is for big business billionaires
\nand right along with his sycophant VP Michael Pence
\n45 has a\u00a0prepossession\u00a0against basic common sense
\nabout reality and truth in news coverage he cares less\u00a0
\nhis pronounced\u00a0prejudice\u00a0against the media is mindless
\nbias\u00a0towards buddy Steve Bannon on his Top Ten list
\nBannon, big boss of Brightfart, is a Stalinist syncretist
\nas 45 tweets and flips his figurative middle finger bird\u00a0
\nGeneral M. Flynn is flipping many the damaging word<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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