{"id":268326,"date":"2018-01-19T06:06:06","date_gmt":"2018-01-18T20:06:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=268326"},"modified":"2018-01-19T06:06:06","modified_gmt":"2018-01-18T20:06:06","slug":"phoney-baloney-island-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/phoney-baloney-island-mind\/","title":{"rendered":"Phoney Baloney Island of the Mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Rough seas ahead for Year 2, Trumpty burned spaghetti, all due respect to Lawrence Ferlinghetti<\/em><br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nThe 2016 electoral college held after the popular vote<br \/>\nbegan a phoney island of the mind, a national shame<br \/>\nand a billionaire narcissist with more power was smote<br \/>\nwith a wand of unreality not new to the reality TV star<br \/>\nTweets are issued forth from every WH \u2018dump\u2019 room<br \/>\nfrom early in the morning hours into the evening gloom<br \/>\nas Cabinet officials get fired, indicted, fall and flip info<br \/>\nabout a ruble rich increasingly restricted irrational realm<br \/>\nso Tweety D. gets his hair dyed and pressed to the side<br \/>\nand readies himself for Year Two fumbling at the helm<br \/>\nhe besmirched the able director of and the rest of the FBI<br \/>\nCongressmen drop out left and right to escape Tweety\u2019s net<br \/>\nthe \u2018lying media\u2019 laughs at the scandals and sometimes cries<br \/>\nTweety shouts, \u201cbelieve me believe me!\u201d he\u2019s not done yet.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>Wash. D.C. Comic and Tragic Predictions 2018<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Who really cares about all those political predictions<br \/>\nas DJT continues his shameful autocratic predilections<br \/>\nThere will be a new best selling non-alcoholic beer called<br \/>\n\u2018Lying Meadia\u2019 its slogan is,\u201cYou can\u2019t get drunk here\u201d<br \/>\nThe distinct possibility of hypocritical hypotheticals<br \/>\nRoy Moore will form a church for pedophile evangelicals<br \/>\nTrump 2020 campaign sends doctored footage to media<br \/>\nshowing huge inauguration crowds in a video encyclopedia<br \/>\nDonald Jr. forms a legal Russian immigrant soccer team<br \/>\nthe\u2018Russian Bear Rubles\u2019mascot sells \u201845\u2019vodka ice cream<br \/>\nTweety will continue tweeting nonsense as he sees fit<br \/>\na demagogic narcissistic bull preaching in a Wall St. pulpit<br \/>\nMore true predictions to come soon after they take place<br \/>\nthey are the only way my prognostications can save face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rough seas ahead for Year 2, Trumpty burned spaghetti, all due respect to Lawrence Ferlinghetti&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[15159,19599,19260,19600],"class_list":["post-268326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-djt","tag-lying-meadia","tag-roy-moore","tag-russian-bear-rubles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}