{"id":268644,"date":"2018-01-25T06:00:44","date_gmt":"2018-01-24T20:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=268644"},"modified":"2018-01-25T06:00:44","modified_gmt":"2018-01-24T20:00:44","slug":"trump-twitter-tale-trilogy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/trump-twitter-tale-trilogy\/","title":{"rendered":"A Trump Twitter  Tale Trilogy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A \u201cVery Stable Genius\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>A glutton\u2019s fable at the nuclear table<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I have today a much much bigger button<br \/>\nit is sitting right on my bigly bigly desk<br \/>\nthat Rocket Man is just a missile glutton<br \/>\nmy rockets make the world a bigger mess<br \/>\nI have a nuclear button, one that I will push<br \/>\nto pull the trigger my itchy finger\u2019s bigger<br \/>\nthan Obama\u2019s, Clinton\u2019s, or either George Bush<br \/>\nto use my finger I need to learn how to figure<br \/>\nI\u2019m \u201c like smart\u201d, a \u201c very stable genius \u201d now<br \/>\neven if Steve Bannon says of me \u201c He\u2019s lost it. \u201d<br \/>\nyou are what you eat, I eat junk food for chow<br \/>\n\u201c only I can do it \u201d I\u2019m the one who bossed it<br \/>\nrecent comments on DJT \u201c bizarre, strange, infantile\u201d<br \/>\n\u201c less credibility than almost everyone who has<br \/>\nwalked on earth\u201d there is mirth to make you smile.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>DJT 99% Pure Manure \u201c Stable Genius \u201d<\/strong><br \/>\nYes indeed finally DJT tweeted a grain of truth<br \/>\nhis self description \u201ca very stable genius\u201d sticks<br \/>\nthe tongues of cows and horses provide the proof<br \/>\nthey give the genius in their stable lots of licks<br \/>\nas they lick a dry teat of our great governing goof<br \/>\nRussian oligarchs, billionaire patriarchs, GOP hicks<br \/>\nA stable indeed proudly owned by alt right creed<br \/>\nbut there are few Democratic donkeys in this barn<br \/>\nhe\u2019s good at shoveling you know what to respond<br \/>\nhe usually has absolutely no idea what he is saying<br \/>\nas he uses tweets all day for his magic policy wand<br \/>\nmiddle class tax payers now shafted are all praying<br \/>\nfor the \u2018stable genius\u2019 to be put out to partisan pasture<br \/>\nto spread results of his stinking presidential manure.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>On His Golf Course Some Elector\u2019s Remorse<\/strong><br \/>\nThe majority vote win brought a sad election rejection<br \/>\nthe electoral college helped him slip through the cracks<br \/>\nnow insulting the DOJ and FBI is his daily predilection<br \/>\nsecret Congressional meetings gave billionaires less tax<br \/>\nnow racist slurs at meetings pour forth from his mouth<br \/>\nmost of his staff say it\u2019s a job he just can not handle<br \/>\nhe insults foreign countries from the north to the south<br \/>\na right wing rooster leading a GOP school for scandal<br \/>\nnewspapers, magazines, books, TV discuss his mental fitness<br \/>\nreads no critical reports or briefs, but time for the golf course<br \/>\nUS citizens can turn on their TV\u2019s any day and witness<br \/>\ndeduce for themselves why they have elector\u2019s remorse<br \/>\nhe soon begins his time in office for the next three years<br \/>\nas the institution of democracy sheds big elephant tears.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A \u201cVery Stable Genius\u201d A glutton\u2019s fable at the nuclear table I have today 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