{"id":268772,"date":"2018-01-26T06:06:30","date_gmt":"2018-01-25T20:06:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=268772"},"modified":"2018-01-26T06:06:30","modified_gmt":"2018-01-25T20:06:30","slug":"45s-twitter-tales-trilogy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/45s-twitter-tales-trilogy\/","title":{"rendered":"45\u2019s Twitter Tales Trilogy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>45\u2019s First Anniversary Anthem<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>A freestyle rap in rhyme on our political clime<\/em><\/p>\n<p>One year in place, his head in outer space,<br \/>\nalternate facts, strategic distracts, missing<br \/>\nthe facts, integrity lacks, crazy to the max<br \/>\nas he continues constant twit full tweeting<br \/>\nour nation misplaced, disgraced, and bleeding<br \/>\nthe world looks on in awe and askance<br \/>\nat his clumsy most unpresidential dance<br \/>\nwhile US citizens hope this is his last waltz<br \/>\nhe flip flops on issues, thrives on the false<br \/>\ncan America handle another three years<br \/>\nwill the three generals help him shift gears<br \/>\nas Bob Dylan sang, \u201c to each his own its all<br \/>\nunknown when dogs run free.\u201d we\u2019ll see<br \/>\nlet us hope and pray for our democracy<\/p>\n<p><strong>45\u2019s Mouthful of Countries<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>His mouth found full of personal bull<br \/>\nnot including \u2018Normay\u2019 or \u2018Nambia\u2019<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Your jaws clenched like a pit bull<br \/>\nyou call entire countries \u2018s***hole\u2019<br \/>\nyet you have swallowed a mouthful<br \/>\nhey there Mr. bigly blonde liar boy<br \/>\nwith over two thousand lies told<br \/>\nsince inauguration less than a year<br \/>\nBrightfart now rots out in the cold<br \/>\nBannon\u2019s frowning from ear to ear<br \/>\nyou summarily reject the DACA plan<br \/>\nprefer tweeting from your golf course<br \/>\nyour rant anti Haitian and African<br \/>\nmeeting many in a futile effort to stop<br \/>\ndemocracy\u2019s historic freedom source<br \/>\nand from your personal bigly s***hole<br \/>\nwe notice your mouth completely full.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2018Twas the Night Before 45\u2019s Inauguration<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u2018Twas the night before 45\u2019s inauguration anniversary<br \/>\nand all through the WH, which Trump called a \u2018dump\u2019<br \/>\nthere were TV\u2019s turned on but not a cretin was stirring<br \/>\nnot even the 45th President of the US Donald J Trump<br \/>\nstocks were up; a flawed tax bill got passed finally<br \/>\nit gave billionaires a big break, 45 so happy to see he<br \/>\nbought shares in Brightfart\u2019s Wall Construction Company<br \/>\nand what to our wandering surveillance cameras did appear<br \/>\nbut Special Counsel Meuller\u2019s rep showing absolutely no fear<br \/>\nfor testimony, subpoenas, and\u00a0\u00a0indictments he commanded<br \/>\njust as DJT\u2019s helicopter on the WH grounds had landed<br \/>\nand the Special Counsel\u2019s rep said as he walked out of sight<br \/>\nhave no fear America there are many more we will indict<br \/>\nthis tale leaked by (Russian word for \u2018little mouse\u2019) Myshka<br \/>\nsmuggled into the US after a Russian trip by Jared and Ivanka<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>45\u2019s First Anniversary Anthem A freestyle rap in rhyme on our political clime One year&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[19884,19885,320,4420],"class_list":["post-268772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-bob-dylan","tag-first-anniversary-anthem","tag-us","tag-wh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}