{"id":269271,"date":"2018-02-02T06:00:31","date_gmt":"2018-02-01T20:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=269271"},"modified":"2018-02-02T06:00:31","modified_gmt":"2018-02-01T20:00:31","slug":"white-house-haiku-senate-senryu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/white-house-haiku-senate-senryu\/","title":{"rendered":"White House haiku and Senate senryu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Senate trys to keep government open, McConnell \u201cI object\u201d<br \/>\npartisan politics paralyzes as both sides continue to reject<br \/>\nappointees ineptitude, Donald\u2019s decrepitude, surrounded<br \/>\nlanguage and testosterone quale as short term memories fail<br \/>\nwe see ADAM, Androgen Decline in the Aging Male<br \/>\ntweets a very \u201csmart phone\u2019, government closed need bail<br \/>\na conversational cripple with a crutch of profanity<br \/>\nfrom the dumpster a ripple, vulgarity with regularity<br \/>\nnow the \u2018new normal\u2019 inanity, pure political insanity<br \/>\nan epitaph to make you laugh for President No. 45 DJT<br \/>\ntry 100% to remember all my bigly tweeting twits<br \/>\nfilled with nothing but worthless twit and twaddle<br \/>\nthough they give generals and foreign diplomats the fits<br \/>\nall seem quite lacking of enough congressional coddle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Senate trys to keep government open, McConnell \u201cI object\u201d partisan politics paralyzes as both&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[19952,15159,4322],"class_list":["post-269271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-adam","tag-djt","tag-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}