One line haiku and senryu to end January 2018.<\/p>\n
January 31st a triple lunar burst, moon watchers thirst
\nits coming, rooty toot toot for the moon, read my lips
\nin one night, watch the moon be super + blue + eclipse
\nsausage and bacon fry, pork pie in the sky, root hog or die
\nrumors of drug ring, arrested for lingering, police fingering
\nAunt Rhody will tell when the gray goose fell, ring dinner bell
\nfood for thought, carrots vision, beets blood, meditation medication
\nI trump you, drink 12 diet drinks daily, explain soda me insane
\nTrumpocracy, torturing and crippling democracy, with autocracy
\ndouble subpoena, Bannon ballerina dance of denial, no smile
\nBannon pleads the Fifth, just a small part of the Donald myth
\nSen. RottenCotten & OverduePurdue \u2018do not recall\u2019 heard it all
\non my honor, do my worse, do the devils duty and casually curse
\nStormy Monday Daniels in the lion\u2019s den, hear mighty money roar<\/p>\n
Read All My Tweets, Yes Read Them All<\/strong> Read all my tweets, tweet Steve, yes read them all One line haiku and senryu to end January 2018. January 31st a triple lunar burst,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[19992,19993,19994,5784],"class_list":["post-269498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-aunt-rhody","tag-sloppy-steve","tag-stormy-monday-daniels","tag-william-shakespeare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nInspired by William Shakespeare\u2019s sonnet 40.<\/p>\n
\nand read them quickly you\u2019ve heard them before
\nno tweet storm, now and forever, can ever appall
\nnow only I can write them and will write more
\nSloppy Steve, if someone deletes and you don\u2019t receive
\nI\u2019ll read it on the teleprompter so that you may use
\nno problem with that you know that I never deceive
\nregardless what the lying media says, truth they refuse
\nHowever I don\u2019t forgive you for your deep disloyalty
\nfor all you said in that book about me and my family
\nyou seemed to forget we\u2019re reality TV show royalty
\nnow you are out of a job, need never again talk to me
\nYou are a sloppy bigly disgrace, your ill will shows
\ninsulted Jared with spite, we are now forever foes
\nbelieve me believe me I\u2019m one who 100%\u00a0 knows
\nas my puerile tweeting insults and insolence grows<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"