{"id":271282,"date":"2018-03-06T06:00:15","date_gmt":"2018-03-05T20:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=271282"},"modified":"2018-03-06T06:00:15","modified_gmt":"2018-03-05T20:00:15","slug":"penny-stocks-punny-stickers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/penny-stocks-punny-stickers\/","title":{"rendered":"Penny Stocks and Punny Stickers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Truly Ugly Thug Bumper Snickers<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>T.<\/strong>rumps Daily Tweets Filled With Flaws<br \/>\n<strong>R<\/strong>.ussian Oligarchs Watch Wall St. Tickers<br \/>\n<strong>U.<\/strong>nimpeachable Prez Grasping and Groping<br \/>\n<strong>L.<\/strong>ife is Like A Bunch of Cabinet Candy<br \/>\n<strong>Y.<\/strong>ou Never Know What Your Gonna Vet<br \/>\n<strong>U.<\/strong>nbelievably Understands Less Than More<br \/>\n<strong>G.<\/strong>ump said, \u201c Stupid Is As Stupid Does \u201d<br \/>\n<strong>L.<\/strong>ies Are A Russian Road To Ruble Riches<br \/>\n<strong>Y.<\/strong>ou Now See Gumpism Discern Trumpism<br \/>\n<strong>T.<\/strong>o Obstruct Justice Obtain Rubles<br \/>\n<strong>H.<\/strong>is Lies Another Road To Perdition<br \/>\n<strong>U.<\/strong>nteachable Unreachable Unimpeachable<br \/>\n<strong>G.<\/strong>ump repeated,\u201c Stupid Is As Stupid Does \u201d<br \/>\n<strong>D.<\/strong>onald Loves Russian Quacker Hackers<br \/>\n<strong>T.<\/strong>rump Thrives On Swamp Drained Backers<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>45 Ltd: Limited Top Development<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(A very limited individual selling penny stock<br \/>\nat $.14 cents a share, free ruble exchange)<\/em><br \/>\nLong Term Denial<br \/>\nLacking Determined Thought<br \/>\nLiars Trolling Democrats<br \/>\nLosing Touch Diabolically<br \/>\nLiking Tweet Deconstruction<br \/>\nLoathing Towards D.C.<br \/>\nLaughable Total Demagogue<br \/>\nLatent Tantrum Disaster<br \/>\nLoco Tweetos Diabolico<br \/>\nLarge Tweeting Demon<br \/>\nLooney Tune Ducksasshairstyle<br \/>\nLusting Tape Denier<br \/>\nLegal Team Destruction<br \/>\nLabeled Totally Dysfunctional<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Truly Ugly Thug Bumper Snickers T.rumps Daily Tweets Filled With Flaws R.ussian Oligarchs Watch Wall&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=271282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=271282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=271282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=271282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}