{"id":272336,"date":"2018-03-21T06:00:34","date_gmt":"2018-03-20T20:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=272336"},"modified":"2018-03-21T06:00:34","modified_gmt":"2018-03-20T20:00:34","slug":"us-nokor-nuke-negotiations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/us-nokor-nuke-negotiations\/","title":{"rendered":"US-Nokor Nuke Negotiations?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What? fire and fury finished?<br \/>\nNuke fission fusion freeze?<br \/>\nStrategic sanctions diminished?<br \/>\nPyongyang political ping pong?<br \/>\nTrump eats tentative Twheaties?<br \/>\nRocket man new karaoke sing song?<br \/>\nTrump a bigly dictator fan?<br \/>\nAtomic bomb vomit congeals<br \/>\nUnderneath rocket dolly wheels<br \/>\nShoot em up too close to V. Putin<br \/>\nXi Jin Ping closer wants no shootin<br \/>\nTime for some\u00a0diplomacy\u00a0deals<br \/>\nWhat no more or less nukes?<br \/>\nWhat no more express kooks?<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nWhat? no more Great Leaders dirty looks?<br \/>\nmaybe time for more table tennis<br \/>\nled by diplomat Rodman, Dennis<br \/>\nplayed with a metal baseball bat<br \/>\nor bigly golf club for those too fat<br \/>\nhow about a Korean DMZ karaoke duet<br \/>\n45 and Rodman sing \u201cHair Dye Blues\u201d<br \/>\nguarantee beats \u201cBigger Button\u201d hit best bet<br \/>\nKim dances in red white and blue suede shoes<br \/>\nsoldiers dance up and down the DMZ<br \/>\nfrom Vladivostok to the South China Sea<br \/>\nmaybe food in stomachs of those not free<br \/>\nand open borders for every family<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nWhat? US? Korean? negotiator?<br \/>\nSouth says see you all later<br \/>\nno US ambassador in the South<br \/>\nTrump says I\u2019ll go by mouth<br \/>\nmake America great or hater.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What? fire and fury finished? Nuke fission fusion freeze? Strategic sanctions diminished? Pyongyang political ping&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[20499,20500,320,20501],"class_list":["post-272336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-bigger-button","tag-great-leaders","tag-us","tag-xi-jin-ping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=272336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=272336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=272336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=272336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}