{"id":272664,"date":"2018-03-27T06:00:44","date_gmt":"2018-03-26T20:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=272664"},"modified":"2018-03-27T06:00:44","modified_gmt":"2018-03-26T20:00:44","slug":"kag-man-comes-goes-fall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/kag-man-comes-goes-fall\/","title":{"rendered":"KAG! Man Comes and Goes Before His Fall"},"content":{"rendered":"

Author\u2019s Note: At a rally in mid-March 2018, President 45 announced his new campaign slogan, \u201cKAG!\u201d repeating the exclamation points with his finger)<\/em>
\n\u00a0
\nYes! \u201cKAG!! Keep America Great!!\u201d in 2020 with 2020 KGB Vision
\nDJT\u2019s slogan for his 2020 campaign is \u201cKeep America Great!!\u201d
\nhe signaled the emphasis on the two exclamation points with his finger
\nAmericans can\u2019t wait for his exit, that would really be just GREAT!!
\n\u00a0He needs to be wary of his friends in what used to be called the KGB
\nand all his oligarch business associates in the Russian Federation
\nwho will take quick advantage of any weakness they happen to see
\nto denigrate, devalue, and deconstruct our US democratic situation.
\n\u00a045 with his bigly bluster is his own worst enemy when it comes to that
\nwith his continuous denigration of USA institutions the DOJ and the FBI
\ngiving in to impetuous temper tantrums, junk food binging, getting fat
\neating his own daily lying words and poking his finger in his own eye
\n\u00a0KAG, Keep All Golf courses owned by 45 up and running in the black
\nkeep him out on them, few other than his base want him to come back.<\/p>\n

DJT: Norm Breaker, Bone Spur Faker, Etc.
\nDisregard for established political protocols a norm breaker
\nDJT to avoid military service became a bone spur faker
\na billionaire tax dodger and long time no tax return taker
\noligarch business buddies a regular ruble money maker
\njunk food junkie diplomacy skills chocolate cake baker
\nTrumpty Dumpty futures market immigrant wall maker
\nadmitted lying to Canadian Prime Minister deficit facts faker
\nruns hotels and golf courses a personal emolument intaker
\nhired swamp drainage employees a bigly hypocritical snaker
\ninept cabinet members causing fear quaking earth shaker
\nbalding guy with swept yellow hair dye and hair spray raker
\ndaily BS twaddling twit thoughtless tweeting shake and baker
\ngreetum tweetum insulting TV personalities morning waker
\nevangelical darling Daniels in the Lions Den undertake her.<\/p>\n

KAG!! Man Next To Be Fired? Legal Fingers Point
\nKeep America Great!! 2020 Donald J. Trump just can\u2019t wait
\nstill our great America way before him keeps on going
\nwho is next to put millions of dollars on the campaign plate
\nwhile firings, resignations and departures keep on flowing
\nFrom top to bottom of 45\u2019s beleaguered White House staff
\nresignations left and right it seems like almost day to day
\nAmerica doesn\u2019t know whether to cry out loud or laugh
\nin critical departments and embassies empty offices stay
\n\u00a0Who is still in line working hard for their impetuous boss
\nso many appointments are gone its hard to keep tracking
\nplease let the next one be comic tragic Ed Sec\u2019y DeVos
\nand cabinet members whose job preparedness is lacking
\n\u00a0Despite all this our already great America keeps on going
\nwith 45 a lying bumbling blatherskite totally unknowing
\n\u00a0
\n45 aka David Dennison Pre Present Post Fall
\n45 flew back in shame to his golf courses and Trump Tower
\nforgetting all those he had fired, forced to resign and sent
\nhome his WH staff and DC workers thrown under the bus
\nSpecial Counsel Mueller still working long and late hours
\nhaving treed the Tidal Basin\u2019s No. 1 swamp possum issued
\nindictments, subpoenas, convictions, all that grand jury fuss
\nStormy\u2019s entanglement millions tell of Daniels in the lions den
\nshe and David Dennison (45) will tell all the dirt to remind us
\nlets not forget millions of American citizens who have mused
\nbeen cyber abused and grown used to all 45\u2019s babbling tweets
\nask those on the streets if they give Trump a negative or a plus
\nmean streets, these tweets, those tweets, all tweets yet to come
\nresulting from Donald Drumpf tweeting with just one thumb
\nto absolutely no ones satisfaction they all come out just dumb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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