The original Sonnet 29 by William Shakespeare:\u00a0<\/p>\n
When in disgrace with fortune and men\u2019s eyes The original Sonnet 29 by William Shakespeare:\u00a0 When in disgrace with fortune and men\u2019s eyes…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[21009,1043,1360,5784],"class_list":["post-275068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-making-america-great","tag-middle-east","tag-saudi-arabia","tag-william-shakespeare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=275068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275068\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=275068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=275068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=275068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nI all alone beweep my outcast state,
\nAnd trouble deaf heav\u2019n with my bootless cries,
\nAnd look upon myself, and curse my fate,
\nWishing me like to one more rich in hope,
\nFeatured like him, like him with friends possessed,
\nDesiring this man\u2019s art, and that man\u2019s scope,
\nWith what I most enjoy contented least;
\nYet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
\nHaply I think on thee, and then my state,
\nLike to the lark at break of day arising
\nFrom sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven\u2019s gate.
\nFor thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings
\nThat then I scorn to change my state with kings.
\n\u00a0
\nWhen in Disgrace with Fake News\u2026<\/strong>
\nParody of William Shakespeare\u2019s Sonnet 29<\/em>
\n\u00a0
\nWhen in disgrace with fake news and lying media\u2019s eyes
\nI throw childish temper tantrums about my outcast state
\nI grow bald and round in size and tell many more lies
\ntoo blind with presidential power to ascertain my fate
\n\u00a0Wishing only for more golf games and riches I hope
\nto use my smarts the stable genius that only I possess
\nconspiring with V. Putin and Russian oligarchs scope
\nwhat I enjoy most is being out on my own golf course
\n\u00a0Despite my being so smart there are some still despising
\ninstinctively I think of me and my Secretary of State
\nwith the price of Middle East oil per barrel then rising
\nfrom Saudi Arabia up to the Northern Arctic Gates
\nliquid largesse for me increasing my wealth and bling
\nthat then I know I am \u2019believe me\u2019 an American king.
\n\u00a0
\nMy Presidency in Disgrace in the Nation\u2019s Eyes<\/strong>
\nParody of William Shakespeare\u2019s Sonnet 29<\/em>
\n\u00a0
\nMy presidency in disgrace in the nation\u2019s eyes
\nI all alone tweet my confused state
\nand trouble the generals with baby boy cries
\nso sad I\u2019m not Making America Great.
\nWish I was like that man from a place called Hope
\narticulate like him, a policy wonk and computer nerd
\ndesirous and jealous of his ability to speak and cope
\ninstead I belittle and insult others with every other word.
\nYet in these thoughts filled with self loathing
\nI think of money and how much I\u2019m making
\nand obstinately fold my arms inside my clothing
\ncontinuing bombastic demagoguery and faking.
\nFor bling and bucks remembered on this occasion
\ndispel thoughts of going to prison for tax evasion.
\n\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"