{"id":276787,"date":"2018-05-25T06:06:43","date_gmt":"2018-05-24T20:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=276787"},"modified":"2018-05-25T06:06:43","modified_gmt":"2018-05-24T20:06:43","slug":"chcc-board-reaffirms-muna-as-ceo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/chcc-board-reaffirms-muna-as-ceo\/","title":{"rendered":"Stepping on the coffee brake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>McDonald&#8217;s and Winchell&#8217;s, are, of course, known for burgers and doughnuts respectively, but another thing they have in common is good coffee. I&#8217;ve planned many an errand on Saipan, and elsewhere, around getting my coffee fix at such places.  For me, coffee is often the key driver that gets me in the door. <\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, I&#8217;ve had the coffee habit called into question. Earlier this month I spent an afternoon with a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine. We went to a temple, then we had lunch, then we went to a cafe. We weren&#8217;t discussing medicine or anything related to it, up until the point, that is, when the doctor noted that over the course of several hours I had downed several cups of coffee. <\/p>\n<p>Well, yes, I sure did. She, by contrast, had demurely imbibed just one cup of tea. <\/p>\n<p>Although my coffee habit doesn&#8217;t raise any eyebrows in my circles, probably because my pals share the same practice, the doctor thought this was such an unhealthy routine that it compelled commentary. Is this a mere cultural difference? Or is there something more important at work? I don&#8217;t know. But she doesn&#8217;t strike me as the meddlesome or the finger-wagging type. If something makes her speak up it&#8217;s probably worth heeding. <\/p>\n<p>I asked her how much coffee is OK for people to drink. She said, without equivocation, one cup a day. <\/p>\n<p>One cup of coffee per day? That&#8217;s so extreme I can&#8217;t even cheat the specification by asking how big the cup can be.  <\/p>\n<p>This is yet one more example of why the older I get, the less I like surprises. <\/p>\n<p>I was going to delve further into this matter by asking about the logic behind it. And, in fact, I thought it would make an item of interest worth sharing with Saipan Tribune readers: &#8220;The Secret to Long Life, Read it Here!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>However, on second thought, I chickened out. It&#8217;s easier for me to preemptively reject logic that I haven&#8217;t been exposed to yet. Saves time. Saves worry.<\/p>\n<p>Furthermore, I think I&#8217;ve got a work-around here. The next time I make lunch plans with the doctor I&#8217;m going to put a pack of cigarettes in my shirt pocket. This will serve as a bad-habit decoy. It will draw any flack while the coffee thing evades notice. Hopefully, things will fall back to normal at that point. <\/p>\n<p>Like most of my bright ideas, though, this one had pitfalls that became visible after the honeymoon period wore off. For example, what if the decoy cigarettes don&#8217;t provoke any remarks but the coffee thing comes up again? This would only aggravate my worries. Then what?<\/p>\n<p>Well, if Edgar Allen Poe could indulge morbid curiosity about a near-death experience (in a ghoulish exercise called &#8220;mesmerism,&#8221;), I figured I could be just as brave and try a near no-coffee experience. If the experiment made a martyr out of me, then perhaps my fellow coffee hounds would put up a statue in my honor. <\/p>\n<p>Well, as it turns out, the statue won&#8217;t be necessary. <\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, I found that just one cup of day was sufficient to avoid headaches or other ailments commonly associated with caffeine withdrawals. <\/p>\n<p>In fact, the hardest thing about the one-cup routine was checking my habit of chasing the first cup of the day with a second cup. This one-two punch has been reflex since high school. Outside of that, though, once the day got rolling and I had other things to think about, it wasn&#8217;t a big deal. I&#8217;d still rather drink coffee than not drink coffee, but I guess I don&#8217;t have to sip the stuff all the time. <\/p>\n<p>I guess some habits aren&#8217;t as important as we think they are. <\/p>\n<p>For example, when I was in corporate life I used to spend about 30 minutes a day reading the financial news. One day I neglected to do this, only to realize that I was no worse off for the oversight. That 30 minutes a day, of course, was better spent doing actual work. Well, make that 29 minutes on a net basis, since I would still spend a minute or so scanning the key pages. Outside of that, though, if there was something newsworthy it had a way of finding its way to my desk anyway, generally via a clipping from a colleague or via general office conversation. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, back in the coffee world, I ran the one-cup experiment for seven days. I have no idea if I&#8217;ll revert to my old habits or not. In the meantime, I&#8217;ve inked a lunch date for next week and I&#8217;ve got to make a decision: regular or menthol?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>McDonald&#8217;s and Winchell&#8217;s, are, of course, known for burgers and doughnuts respectively, but another thing&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[402,666,5682,38],"class_list":["post-276787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-ceo","tag-chcc","tag-edgar-allen-poe","tag-saipan-tribune"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/42"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=276787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=276787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=276787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=276787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}