{"id":277084,"date":"2018-05-30T06:00:28","date_gmt":"2018-05-29T20:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=277084"},"modified":"2018-05-30T06:00:28","modified_gmt":"2018-05-29T20:00:28","slug":"more-bigly-lies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/more-bigly-lies\/","title":{"rendered":"More bigly lies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Bigly Lies Big Tweets Gone to 45\u2019s Head<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>\u00a0\u201cTruth is the trial itself, and needs no other touch: and purer than the purest gold, refine it ne\u2019er so much.\u201d<\/em><br \/>\n\u2014Ben Jonson (1572-1637)<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nBigly problems complaining about draining the DC swamp<br \/>\nbigly lies like swamp quicksand and water you can\u2019t drink<br \/>\nhe could benefit with common sense from Forrest Gump<br \/>\nmore lies give him less wiggle room and the deeper he sinks<br \/>\n45\u2019s bigly tweets get longer and longer and wronger every day<br \/>\nmany have absolutely nothing to do with the national situation<br \/>\nabout personal problems he keeps repeating what he has to say<br \/>\nblabbing insults on a daily basis ruining the POTUS\u2019 reputation<br \/>\nhis favorite targets are great American democratic institutions<br \/>\nconstantly insulting the administration of the FBI and the DOJ<br \/>\nmeanwhile makes hidden restitution to porn stars and prostitution<br \/>\nhypocritically bows his head with others on National Prayer Day<br \/>\nmore bigly lies and more bigly tweets have gone to 45\u2019s head.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Anticipating the Time of my Subpoenas<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>\u201cTo leave poor me, thou hast the strength of laws\u2026\u201d<\/em><br \/>\n\u2014William Shakespeare, sonnet 49<\/p>\n<p>In anticipating the time of my subpoenas and indictment<br \/>\nwhen I will frown at the Special Counselor\u2019s questions<br \/>\nwhen I face my ultimate demise without excitement<br \/>\nas the grand jury or judge heed the laws suggestions<br \/>\nwhen I\u2019ll be looked upon with scorn by the nation<br \/>\nwhen my prosecutors succeed and win every argument<br \/>\nmy lies uncovered about each and every situation<br \/>\nand finally bear the burden of the systems judgement<br \/>\nI stand before the country while facing the court<br \/>\nguilty of all charged but in denial to the lying media<br \/>\ncalling it a hoax, a witch hunt, another fake news report<br \/>\nmy tweets about it fill volumes of a cyber encyclopedia<br \/>\nto prove \u201cpoor me\u201d guilty you have \u201cthe strength of laws\u201d<br \/>\nwith more than three thousand lies I follow perfidy\u2019s cause.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bigly Lies Big Tweets Gone to 45\u2019s Head \u00a0\u201cTruth is the trial itself, and needs&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[21367,21368,13844,21369],"class_list":["post-277084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-ben-jonson","tag-national-prayer-day","tag-potus","tag-special-counselor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277084"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277084\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}