{"id":279552,"date":"2018-07-06T06:06:52","date_gmt":"2018-07-05T20:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=279552"},"modified":"2018-07-06T06:06:52","modified_gmt":"2018-07-05T20:06:52","slug":"cohen-koans-unknown-witness-and-witless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/cohen-koans-unknown-witness-and-witless\/","title":{"rendered":"COHEN KOANS UNKNOWN WITNESS and WITLESS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>A blind man had been given a lantern to walk home after visiting his friend, he said he didn\u2019t need it but his friend said someone will run into you. Shortly after starting towards home someone ran into him. The blind man said can\u2019t you see the lantern, the stranger said, \u201cYour candle has burned out brother.\u201d\u2014Zen Koan, possibly Chinese origin.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>MICHAEL COHEN\u2014WHAT IS KNOWN UNKNOWN KOAN<\/strong><br \/>\n(Is he blind to his predicament? has his candle finally burned out?)<\/p>\n<p>The \u2018lying media\u2019 reports Michael Cohen may start *flipping<br \/>\nthat is what all TV news reporters but Fox are quipping<br \/>\nnewspapers are read news show hosts do lots of lipping<br \/>\non every salacious news tidbit their mouth is tripping<br \/>\nthe public drinks the dirt lawyers on both sides just sipping<br \/>\nTom Arnold says with Cohen this weekend he\u2019s kipping<br \/>\nperhaps Tom Arnold has been too much booze nipping<br \/>\nCohen\u2019s mad Trump won\u2019t pay lawyers says he\u2019s gypping<br \/>\nso perhaps its Special Counsel prosecutors Cohen is hipping<br \/>\neveryone wants tapes, pictures or movies with no blipping<br \/>\nwill Michael Cohen give his old boss a well deserved ripping<br \/>\nas into payoffs to other women and crooked deals he\u2019s dipping<br \/>\nsomehow all the dirty laundry news about his boss is slipping<br \/>\nout. Where are tapes of Stormy Daniels spanking and whipping<\/p>\n<p>\u2018flipping\u2019 as used here means telling the other side of a story<br \/>\none has been telling, revealing negative information on a<br \/>\nformer positive spin the speaker has been involved with.<\/p>\n<p><strong>WITNESS  HALFWITS DIMWITS NITWITS  WITLESS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Halfwit Cohen money made with taxi cabs and real estate<br \/>\nfixer for 45 hired costly lawyers seemed rather foolish<br \/>\nbeloved boss turned on him slowly and started to berate<br \/>\nCohen\u2019s \u2018I\u2019ll take a bullet for him\u2019 sounds grade schoolish<br \/>\nDimwit Betsy Devos millionaire placed in charge of education<br \/>\ncomes across as being inarticulate and scatterbrained<br \/>\ntotally unfamiliar with the US public school situation<br \/>\nmakes money on charter schools position easily explained<br \/>\nNitwit cabinet and staff filled with people in over their heads<br \/>\nthe Generals seem capable of keeping things afloat<br \/>\nRussian spies dream of sleeping in Trump\u2019s hotel beds<br \/>\n45 suffers from junk food indigestion and belly bloat<br \/>\nAll these folks seem quite destitute of wit and understanding<br \/>\nPawns who stand and witness the King of Debt commanding<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blind man had been given a lantern to walk home after visiting his friend,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[21860,21861,21862,21863],"class_list":["post-279552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-michael-cohen","tag-tom-arnold","tag-witless","tag-zen-koan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=279552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=279552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=279552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=279552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}