Beyond BBQ lies a world of fats, salt, and plenty of sugars
\nsome folks love to eat this and some folks love to eat that
\nfried fish and pork chops, French fries, salty veggie burgers
\ndeep fried Twinkies, deep fried turkey, gobs of greasy fat
\nsweet and sour candies, super salty hot spicy corn snacks
\nhigh fructose corn syrup in food and many fruity soft drinks
\ncandy bars named for planets and stars and Cracker Jacks
\nchewy gooey candies, cavities on the way the dentist thinks
\nthen there are all kinds of oils: natural, extracted, artificial
\nplenty of fats in meat and cheese or fried food soaking in it
\nlooking on the labels for content information semi official
\nfattening drinks and foods in our mouth minute by minute
\nmoderate consumption of all the above no reason for pity
\ngluttonous consumption gives free tickets to Heart Attack City.<\/p>\n
Wedding Day for an Empress of Ice Cream<\/strong> Beyond BBQ lies a world of fats, salt, and plenty of sugars some folks love…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[22769,42,22770,22771],"class_list":["post-285187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-cracker-jacks","tag-food","tag-ice-cream","tag-jellyroll-baker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=285187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=285187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\nPlease tell Jellyroll Baker to get over here in a hurry
\nstart kneading some dough for tarts, donuts, and pies.
\nthe wedding is tomorrow morning and we need curry
\ndumplings and gravy with fricasseed chicken thighs.
\nthe prince and the princess just out of their teens know
\nthat of all summer fruits cold watermelon is the Queen.
\nwe need something much cooler as the sidewalks steam
\nto make the princess become an Empress of Ice Cream
\nher father is an Emperor from Flatbush, her sweet mother
\na \u2018Bronx cheer\u2019 Queen. Padre Popsicle will marry them
\nsister is the bridesmaid, the best man is his older brother
\nlicking soft cones eating banana splits at the Royal Dairy
\nin Jellyroll Baker\u2019s midsummer night dream the fairy
\nmade princess an Empress of Ice Cream flavored cherry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"