{"id":291574,"date":"2019-01-10T06:06:42","date_gmt":"2019-01-09T20:06:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=291574"},"modified":"2019-01-10T06:06:42","modified_gmt":"2019-01-09T20:06:42","slug":"tweet-policy-farts-jumps-and-starts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/tweet-policy-farts-jumps-and-starts\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweet Policy Farts Jumps and Starts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What president has ever tweeted so much<br \/>\naccomplished so little with babyish squealing<br \/>\nall his pettiness and narcissism revealing<br \/>\nincompetence ineptitude totally out of touch<br \/>\ntotally devoid of reflection about anything<br \/>\nexcept desire to be totalitarian king of bling<br \/>\nwhat president has ever left the nation reeling<br \/>\nat the utter nonsense of his pronouncements<br \/>\nstrange logic or lack thereof out of his mouth<br \/>\nseeming with little or no thought or foresight<br \/>\nsome folks calling him a bottomless Pinocchio<br \/>\nover seven thousand lies in his first two years<br \/>\nsitting in an oval office he has little respect for<br \/>\npiling up shame before he goes out the door.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tragic Tweeting Tales<\/strong><br \/>\n\u201cNotre histoire noble et tragique comme le masque d\u2019un tyran.\u201d<br \/>\n\u2014Guillaume Apollinaire, 1880-1918<\/p>\n<p>His reign pathetic, tragic<br \/>\nas any would be tyrant<br \/>\nreality TV unreal magic<br \/>\nindifferent to facts, details<br \/>\nabhorrent of common sense<\/p>\n<p>Three generals trying to find<br \/>\nways to help him steer clear<br \/>\nof boxing himself in now gone<br \/>\nmore obstinance, self absorption<br \/>\nwhere he constantly returns<\/p>\n<p>Tragic tweeting tales<br \/>\ndying in cyberspace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What president has ever tweeted so much accomplished so little with babyish squealing all his&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=291574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=291574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=291574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=291574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}