{"id":291668,"date":"2019-01-11T06:00:13","date_gmt":"2019-01-10T20:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=291668"},"modified":"2019-01-11T06:00:13","modified_gmt":"2019-01-10T20:00:13","slug":"tweet-policy-farts-jumps-and-starts-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/tweet-policy-farts-jumps-and-starts-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweet Policy Farts Jumps and Starts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What president has ever tweeted so much<br \/>\naccomplished so little with babyish squealing<br \/>\nall his pettiness and narcissism revealing<br \/>\nincompetence ineptitude totally out of touch<br \/>\ntotally devoid of reflection about anything<br \/>\nexcept desire to be totalitarian king of bling<br \/>\nwhat president has ever left the nation reeling<br \/>\nat the utter nonsense of his pronouncements<br \/>\nstrange logic or lack thereof out of his mouth<br \/>\nseeming with little or no thought or foresight<br \/>\nsome folks calling him a bottomless Pinocchio<br \/>\nover seven thousand lies in his first two years<br \/>\nsitting in an oval office he has little respect for<br \/>\npiling up shame before he goes out the door.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tragic Tweeting Tales<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>\u201cNotre histoire noble et tragique comme le masque d\u2019un tyran.\u201d<\/em><br \/>\n\t\t          <strong> \u2014Guillaume Apollinaire, 1880-1918<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>His reign pathetic, tragic<br \/>\nas any would be tyrant<br \/>\nreality TV unreal magic<br \/>\nindifferent to facts, details<br \/>\nabhorrent of common sense<br \/>\nThree generals trying to find<br \/>\nways to help him steer clear<br \/>\nof boxing himself in now gone<br \/>\nmore obstinance, self absorption<br \/>\nwhere he constantly returns<\/p>\n<p>Tragic tweeting tales<br \/>\ndying in cyberspace.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fools, Farce and Fraud: Russians Applaud<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Well D.C. lawyers and legislators hemmed and hawed<br \/>\nabout what was fast becoming a classic French farce<br \/>\n45\u2019s narcissism refused to let his conscience be gnawed<br \/>\nhis longer Tweet sheets becoming impossible to parse<br \/>\nSpecial Counsel and staff over grand jury papers pawed<br \/>\nreleasing little to the Congressional and WH reporter pool<br \/>\nas 45 remained obstinate and stubborn as an old mule<br \/>\npolitical pundits play pick your Presidential abuse poison<br \/>\nsexual campaign election sins &amp; Russian ruble money bins<br \/>\npolitical, criminal, and money fraud, where did it all begin<br \/>\nwe should laud the diligence of Special Counsel Mueller<br \/>\nas the 45th POTUS keeps getting angrier and crueler<br \/>\ndo pardons for all the Trumpian political criminals lie ahead<br \/>\nfrom the Crimean Black Sea to the Kremlin<br \/>\nRussians applaud.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2018I Have a Gut&#8230;\u2019: Some Ifs and Bigly Buts<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>\u201c I\u2019m not happy with the Fed. They\u2019re making a mistake because I have a gut and my gut tells me more sometimes than anybody else\u2019s brain can ever tell me.\u201d<\/em><br \/>\n\t\t\t<strong>\u2014Donald J. Trump, 45th POTUS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yes the nation is well aware of Donald Trump\u2019s guts<br \/>\nit seems he believes deeply about his own instincts<br \/>\nsomewhere way down in the vicinity of his denial buts<br \/>\nwe realize his self centered thinking just plain stinks<br \/>\nhis compulsive Tweeting diarhhea runs out of his mouth<br \/>\na die hard golf ball goofball whose gut tells him all from<br \/>\nRussian trouble in Syria and Crimea to Mexico in the South<br \/>\nall precede the penultimate Trumpty Dumpty downfall<br \/>\nhis know it all gut rushes in where his brain rarely treads<br \/>\na peanut brained believer in most every conspiracy theory<br \/>\nfilled up with nonsense tangled in his tweeting threads<br \/>\n\u201cIncurious.\u201d says Sully Sullenberger, to make a query<br \/>\nso the POTUS says, \u201cI\u2019m not happy with the Fed.\u201d<br \/>\nThe world is not happy with what is inside 45\u2019s head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What president has ever tweeted so much accomplished so little with babyish squealing all his&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[13844],"class_list":["post-291668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-potus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=291668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=291668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=291668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=291668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}