{"id":293942,"date":"2019-02-18T06:06:39","date_gmt":"2019-02-17T20:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=293942"},"modified":"2019-02-18T06:06:39","modified_gmt":"2019-02-17T20:06:39","slug":"to-the-average-joe-beneath-a-maga-banner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/to-the-average-joe-beneath-a-maga-banner\/","title":{"rendered":"To The Average Joe Beneath a MAGA Banner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dismayed and disturbed by 45&#8217;s declaration of a national emergency on the Mexican border and delighted by Anne Coulter&#8217;s comment of Feb. 15, 2019, I came up with a trilogy of sonnets for President&#8217;s Day 2019. On Monday let us remember and respect all our U.S. Presidents with the exception of the present Electoral College anomaly. Let us work toward CNMI citizens voting in future U.S. presidential elections.<\/p>\n<p> \u201cThis land is your land; this land is my land\u201d<br \/>\n\u2014Woody Guthrie<\/p>\n<p>Jose can you see a new direction, a new leader for our country<br \/>\nother than the mean-minded muddled repetitive rocky road<br \/>\nwe are now being coerced, bullied, and bigly bossed through<br \/>\nby a seriously disturbed liar with logic less than elementary<\/p>\n<p>Will we see again the fireworks red and blue glare in the air<br \/>\non Capitol Hill grounds, cities and towns, a local county fair<br \/>\nwill the new blue wave in the House of Representatives<br \/>\nlegislate repairs to the damaged democracy where we live<\/p>\n<p>Will the new blue wave in their first years early light<br \/>\nlead us away from an increasing authoritarian right<br \/>\nwill the new blue wave be able to mitigate and save<br \/>\nour democratic principles in the home of the brave<\/p>\n<p>If so Joe, how beautiful for America\u2019s political skies<br \/>\nclearing clouds of doubt and waves of POTUS lies.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bigly Evidence and Self Analysis<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cWanna see my picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone.\u201d<br \/>\n\u2014lyrics by poet, author Shel Silverstein (1930 &#8211; 1990)<\/p>\n<p>I got a BIGLY red tie and I\u2019m a BIGLY red guy<br \/>\nI want to FAKE AMERICA\u2019S FATE AGAIN<br \/>\nI\u2019ll take Russian Communist Reds over DOJ Feds<br \/>\nI want to lick America\u2019s hundred dollar plate again<br \/>\nI\u2019m up and down the 2020 POTUS campaign road<br \/>\nusing insulting nicknames for my opponents again<br \/>\nI like Mar A Lago more than my \u2018dump\u2019 WH abode<br \/>\nthe Oval Office is the place for my executive orders<br \/>\nsince three years old my ship of dreams has come in<br \/>\nchild millionaire, self named \u2018King of Debt\u2019 by 50<br \/>\nfor more than 20 years I\u2019ve hired many illegal aliens<br \/>\nI avoid paying taxes any way I can, I\u2019m very thrifty<br \/>\na blow hard and go hard, a pathological liar to boot<br \/>\nI throw baby temper tantrums if my haircut isn\u2019t cute.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sing a Song of Inexperience Pocketful of Lies<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cLook, the only national emergency is that our president is an idiot\u201d<br \/>\n\u2014A comment on Feb. 15, 2019, by Anne Coulter, an American conservative social and political commentator. (1961 &#8211; )<\/p>\n<p>About the WALL and the weak argumental basis of his answer<br \/>\nbringing a more rapid decline to his fall a metastasis cancer<br \/>\na complete lack of insight inability to see the future with myopia<br \/>\nwhich includes dramatic astigmatic vision in a DJT dystopia<br \/>\nconstantly totally distorted by his delusional imaginary utopia<br \/>\nhe acts with impunity seen on Axios tape talking genital gropia<br \/>\nIn the WH Rose Garden in a singsong manner which featured<br \/>\n45 working his way through an anticipated legal procedure<br \/>\nhe wants more bucks so a declaration of a National Emergency<br \/>\nfor a coast to coast Mexican border wall and border security<br \/>\nbut there is no evidence of emergency or sense of urgency<br \/>\nin a rambling 45 minute off the cuff talk 45 declared with surety<br \/>\n\u201cI DON\u2019T NEED TO DO THIS.\u201d in today\u2019s declaration about that<br \/>\nthen flew to his Mar-a-Lago golf course where illegal workers sat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dismayed and disturbed by 45&#8217;s declaration of a national emergency on the Mexican border and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":293943,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-293942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=293942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293942\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/293943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=293942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=293942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=293942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}