{"id":295412,"date":"2019-03-13T06:00:08","date_gmt":"2019-03-12T20:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=295412"},"modified":"2019-03-13T06:00:08","modified_gmt":"2019-03-12T20:00:08","slug":"satires-45th-presidential-library-and-eulogy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/satires-45th-presidential-library-and-eulogy\/","title":{"rendered":"Satires, 45th Presidential Library, and Eulogy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Perusing Purloined Presidential Library Plans: A Satire<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2018ve lived out one more day than I should have lived. Fortune, unrestrained in prosperity and ill, were it your pleasure with the lure and praise of letters, to shatter the very summit of my good name,\u201d<br \/>\n\u2014excerpt from An Old Actor Addresses Julius Caesar by Decimus Laberius, (c. 105 &#8211; 43 B.C.)<\/p>\n<p>45th POTUS started his 2020 campaign rallies shortly after taking office<br \/>\ndo you remember his declared slogan? forgotten now? due to good advice<br \/>\nthe presidential library probably down on his golf course in Mira Lago<br \/>\nillegal immigrants (already employed) bring you drinks on Russian ice<br \/>\nhe shortened length of golf greens and tees to make room and save money.<br \/>\n\u00a0A special auditorium with a cyber seat for every day 45 has been in office<br \/>\neach seat will show tweets on a screen for each day he\u2019s been in the WH<br \/>\nredactions and US presidentially approved post tweet deletions\/subtractions<br \/>\nwill be removed and \/or changed due to fact checking lies and memory loss<br \/>\nif the Donald happens to ever be finally reading one&#8230; uh\u2026 fugeddaboutit.<br \/>\nThere will be few hardcover or paperback books found in the library\u2019s nooks<br \/>\nonly praise Donald covers of pre-presidential copies of the National Enquirer<br \/>\nheadlines all written and saved in a safe by his editor buddy David Pecker<br \/>\nall guaranteed to be soothing balm for the red burned base vote rednecker<br \/>\n45 didn\u2019t write or read much; none by any former employee fact checker.<br \/>\n\u00a0When the library is finished or open is anyone\u2019s guess, only the Donald\u2019s call<br \/>\nguarantee it will be completely surrounded by an impenetrable barrier or wall.<\/p>\n<p><strong>POTUS Eulogies: One of the First,\u00a0Future One Proposed for 45<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>On Dec. 26 in 1799 former first president George Washington was eulogized by Col. Henry Lee as, \u201cFirst in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.\u201d Two hundred thirty years later a proposal for after the demise of our present POTUS 45.<br \/>\nFirst in hyperbole, first in denial, first among narcissists among fellow countrymen. First and highest number of tweets, first in over 9,000 fact-checked lies term to date. First to say on TV to the public that a congressional investigation was \u201cbullshit\u201d<br \/>\nHopefully the last president installed in office as a result of Electoral College votes. Hopefully he pays years of back taxes, pays fines for crimes of tax and bank fraud. Hopefully last to denigrate women in public and pay to have prostitutes shut up. Hopefully last to call the media \u2018enemy of the people\u2019 in defiance of the US Constitution. Hopefully last to badmouth our basic democratic institutions the DOJ and the FBI.<br \/>\nA few words from 45 on his declared \u201cnational emergency\u201d and separation of thousands of children from their parents and kept in chain link fence enclosures along the border of Mexico. \u201cI didn\u2019t need to do this, but I\u2019d rather do it much faster.\u201d \u2014President Donald J. Trump.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perusing Purloined Presidential Library Plans: A Satire \u201cI\u2018ve lived out one more day than I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-295412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=295412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=295412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=295412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=295412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}