{"id":300641,"date":"2019-05-31T06:06:24","date_gmt":"2019-05-30T20:06:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=300641"},"modified":"2019-05-31T06:06:24","modified_gmt":"2019-05-30T20:06:24","slug":"song-humor-among-swing-swang-swung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/song-humor-among-swing-swang-swung\/","title":{"rendered":"Song Humor Among Swing Swang Swung"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Swing, Swang, Swung<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>He liked to swing, she swang, they swung<br \/>\nback and forth he rocked and did his thing<br \/>\nshe climbed the ladder to slide along<br \/>\nthey swung from ropes ala jungle king<br \/>\nswinging back and forth profiled and styled<br \/>\ngoing on the merry go round was next<br \/>\ngrab the steel rings and look for a brass<br \/>\nreaching out from their horses they smiled<br \/>\non painted ponies riding up and down<br \/>\nback at the playground some still swinging<br \/>\nbut trying to go over the top kept bringing<br \/>\nthose not high enough tumbling to the ground<br \/>\nit was then they began to swoong and swoong<br \/>\nwhich is when you swing in reverse too soon<\/p>\n<p><strong>Swinging on the Wane<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(Sung to the tune of Singing in the Rain)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Swinging on the wane<br \/>\nour swingings on the wane<br \/>\nI think we\u2019re going<br \/>\nto start sliding again<br \/>\nso sweetly we swung<br \/>\nand discreetly we swung<br \/>\noh all the pleasure and<br \/>\njoys that it brung<br \/>\ndelighted we swang<br \/>\nevery night we could swang<br \/>\nand who could resist<br \/>\nall the joys that it brang<br \/>\nnow we\u2019re all laughing inside<br \/>\nswinging and playing on the slide<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holey Moley Love That Country Swing<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(Sung to the tune of the C&amp;W song, Roly Poly)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Holey moley love that country swing<br \/>\ntotally gnarly love to dance that thing<br \/>\non the front porch maybe out in back<br \/>\nin the barn or way up in the haystack<br \/>\nwe\u2019ll be dancing from winter into spring<br \/>\nwe\u2019ll be romancing as we do our thing<br \/>\nat the wedding and around the big dance hall<br \/>\ndo-si-do ing going round and round the floor<br \/>\nhot and sweaty just\u00a0hear that fiddler call<br \/>\nallemande our partners calling out for more<br \/>\nback to back and we&#8217;re twirling all around<br \/>\nuntil so exhausted we have to go sit down<br \/>\nholey moley love that country swing<br \/>\nholey moley love that country swing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Swing, Swang, Swung He liked to swing, she swang, they swung back and forth he&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=300641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=300641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=300641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=300641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}