{"id":314305,"date":"2019-12-19T06:02:09","date_gmt":"2019-12-18T20:02:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=314305"},"modified":"2019-12-19T06:02:09","modified_gmt":"2019-12-18T20:02:09","slug":"why-why-why-and-why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/why-why-why-and-why\/","title":{"rendered":"Why, why, why, and why?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A Why Not Sonnet<\/strong><br \/>\nWritten in Danyang, South Korea, during autumn of 2019.<\/p>\n<p>Four Y\u2019s are wise; why, why, why, and why?<br \/>\nask and try to answer in four free tries<br \/>\nyou\u2019ll get it right before too long<br \/>\nand end up singing a real wise song<br \/>\nyou can make every stop end with go<br \/>\nyouth with missions reduce ecological strife<br \/>\nYES is necessary to understand NO<br \/>\nTry and wish Happy Birthday to life<br \/>\nIf you say happy birthday to death<br \/>\nYou\u2019ll lose your breath and then no more<br \/>\nSunny days say smile grin and bear it<br \/>\nYou got troubles find friends and share it.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>21st\u00a0Century Narcissist Nursery Rhymes<\/strong><br \/>\nTrumpty Dumpty meets Mother Goose<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nBigly Trumpty Dumpty my bigly boss Don<br \/>\ntweeting thousands of lies all one big con<br \/>\ncorrupt circus master elephants at his command<br \/>\nemolument income galore foreign money he demands<br \/>\nimpeachment questions now hitting hot and heavy<br \/>\ngo for broke tariffs he continues to levy<br \/>\ntime after time in deep doodoo \u00a0denial<br \/>\nthousands of lies pile up mile after mile.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>POTUS Perennial Playtime Policy Plans<\/strong><br \/>\n\u201cThis old man he played one he played knick knack with his thumb\u00a0<br \/>\nwith a knickknack paddy whack give the dog a bone this old man\u00a0<br \/>\ncame rolling home\u201d<br \/>\n\u201419th\u00a0century British nonsense verse that\u00a0helps children learn to count<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nPOTUS plan, year number one<br \/>\ntweeted twit with his two thumbs<br \/>\nwith a click clack whacked out whack on his cell phone<br \/>\nPOTUS 45 planned policy in his \u201cdump\u201d alone.<br \/>\nPOTUS plan year number two off to Mar A Lago he flew<br \/>\nwith a putter and driver on Air Force One<br \/>\nthe malignant \u201cstable genius\u201d was having fun<br \/>\nPOTUS fall began in earnest in year number three<br \/>\nthree generals had left all of them glad to be free<br \/>\nstaff and cabinet changes almost every day<br \/>\nimpeachment hearings all making headway<br \/>\nTrumpty Dumpty\u2019s falling off the wall but when<br \/>\nMoscow Mitch can\u2019t bring him back again<br \/>\nwith a click clack whacked out whack on cell phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Why Not Sonnet Written in Danyang, South Korea, during autumn of 2019. Four Y\u2019s&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=314305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=314305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=314305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=314305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}