{"id":314597,"date":"2019-12-24T06:01:25","date_gmt":"2019-12-23T20:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=314597"},"modified":"2019-12-24T06:01:25","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T20:01:25","slug":"t-o-a-s-t-terrifying-old-american-santa-tales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/t-o-a-s-t-terrifying-old-american-santa-tales\/","title":{"rendered":"T.O.A.S.T: Terrifying Old American Santa Tales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201c\u2026 all the children were nestled snug in their beds while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads.\u201d<br \/>\n\u2014from The Night Before Christmas by Clement Moore, 1823<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2019Twas Xmas Eve on the US-Mexican Border<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It was Christmas Eve on the U.S.-Mexican border<br \/>\nthousands of children held inside chain link cages<br \/>\nno media to be seen not a single news reporter<br \/>\nseparation from parents thought by all outrageous.<br \/>\nChildren all sleeping under blankets made of foil<br \/>\ndenied toothbrushes for some insane reason<br \/>\ntold to eat frozen burritos so they wouldn\u2019t spoil<br \/>\nthey won\u2019t be \u201chome for the holidays\u201d this season.<br \/>\nWhen what to their awakening ears did they hear<br \/>\nbut US border immigration vans sirens blaring<br \/>\nand many more child prisoners their age did appear<br \/>\nwho will sleep on the crowded floor they are sharing.<br \/>\nWhen jailers in all the holding tanks turned out the light<br \/>\nthey said Felis Navidad to the children that cold dark night.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holiday Cheer? Not Much In Here<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Its Xmas in prison inside our chain link holding tank<br \/>\nthere are hundreds of us in this temporary tent place<br \/>\nwe have a Miller- Trump immigration policy to thank<br \/>\nits been months since we\u2019ve seen our parents face.<br \/>\nMy little brother is sick and I\u2019m losing weight<br \/>\nwe don\u2019t know where our older sister was sent<br \/>\nXmas New Year holiday time for us is not so great<br \/>\nand we expect no gifts from the US president.<br \/>\nI\u2019d like some mol\u00e9 de chocolate y puerquitos<br \/>\nmy brother needs a toothbrush and a foil blanket<br \/>\nwe both want some ice cream and hot Cheetos<br \/>\nbut we\u2019ll be happy with any snacks we can get.<br \/>\nWe can see blue sky through a prison window<br \/>\nas we all sing Feliz Navidad and Ceilito Lindo.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Limerick Para Los Inocentes<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Rocks are red, our jailers white, the sky is blue<br \/>\nlocked up are my brother and sister and me too<br \/>\nnever thought I\u2019d spend Xmas behind chain links<br \/>\nits cold and crowded and the whole place stinks<br \/>\nwherever my parents are I sure wish we knew.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201c\u2026 all the children were nestled snug in their beds while visions of sugar plums&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=314597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=314597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=314597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=314597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}