{"id":316455,"date":"2020-01-28T06:00:26","date_gmt":"2020-01-27T20:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=316455"},"modified":"2020-01-28T06:00:26","modified_gmt":"2020-01-27T20:00:26","slug":"trumpty-dumpty-tweeter-tales-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/trumpty-dumpty-tweeter-tales-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Trumpty Dumpty Tweeter Tales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Lack of Truth from 45 the Uncouth\u2014Apologies Due<\/strong><br \/>\nApologies to the thousands of children separated from parents<br \/>\nand denial of toothbrushes and toiletries for their health care<br \/>\nto their parents separated whereabouts unknown elsewhere<br \/>\nto border workers weeping at the children\u2019s appearance<br \/>\nto family and Sen. John McCain, prisoner hero in North Viet Nam<br \/>\nto all the military families who had sons and daughters jailed<br \/>\ninjured, slain and or served time away from their own families<br \/>\nwhile \u201cBone Spurs\u2019 45 improved his golf game and sucked up<br \/>\nbucks from Daddy denied blacks housing, drove home in a Caddy<br \/>\nto thousands of career personnel and their families in the DOJ,<br \/>\nFBI, US diplomats, and news media who he has insulted, denigrated,<br \/>\nand ruined for the past three years and to their respective families.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Limericks for a Bigly Loser<\/strong><br \/>\nHis slogan \u201cMake America Great Again\u201d<br \/>\nhis presidency less than third rate has been<br \/>\nAmerica is and has always been great<br \/>\nfacts unknown to POTUS 45 an addlepate<br \/>\nthe likes of him will never be seen again.<br \/>\nHis mother, from Scotland, was an immigrant<br \/>\nnow about immigration he doth rave and rant<br \/>\nand even though he\u2019s had two immigrant wives<br \/>\nhis cruel policy effects thousands of children\u2019s lives<br \/>\nto hear, accept and or tell the truth he just can\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>Of the Constitution he\u2019s oblivious, filled with ignorance<br \/>\nsurrounding himself with billionaires and sycophants<br \/>\nfilled with himself he tweets and acts without thinking<br \/>\nrespect for the GOP and office of the president is sinking<br \/>\nnow the US Senate has rec\u2019d two articles of impeachment.<br \/>\nHere is a toast to impeached POTUS 45<br \/>\non lies and insults he does thrive<br \/>\nwho denigrated the FBI and Dept. of Justice<br \/>\nthen expected foreign countries to trust us<br \/>\nhe did know how to bully and connive.<\/p>\n<p><strong>A Case of a Pot US Calling the Kettle Black<\/strong><br \/>\n\u201cYou\u2019re a bunch of dopes and babies.\u201d<br \/>\n\u2014POTUS 45 said to Rex Tillerson, Secretary of State, and assembled generals and other U.S. military personnel in the room discussing what he called \u201ca loser\u2019s war in Afghanistan.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>When a bone head evolves from \u201cbone spurs\u201d<br \/>\nwas it a millionaire spoiled brat\u2019s evolution<br \/>\nthat proved him ignorant of a sensible solution<br \/>\nincapable of understanding ifs, whys, and maybes<br \/>\nhe called US generals and other military \u201cdopes and babies\u201d<br \/>\njust another tragic step in POTUS 45 devolution. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Joey &#8216;Pepe Batbon&#8217; Connolly (Special to the Saipan Tribune)<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Joey aka Pepe Batbon is a retired educator who taught in the CNMI, NOLA, and LVNV. He is a sonnet practitioner who enjoys stargazing.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lack of Truth from 45 the Uncouth\u2014Apologies Due Apologies to the thousands of children separated&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":316336,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[26,23672,23673,13843],"class_list":["post-316455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion","tag-cnmi","tag-lvnv","tag-nola","tag-pepe-batbon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=316455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316455\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/316336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=316455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=316455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=316455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}