{"id":318543,"date":"2020-03-05T06:02:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-04T20:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=318543"},"modified":"2020-03-05T06:02:00","modified_gmt":"2020-03-04T20:02:00","slug":"t-o-a-s-t-tender-old-age-sonnet-tales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/t-o-a-s-t-tender-old-age-sonnet-tales\/","title":{"rendered":"T.O.A.S.T.: Tender Old Age Sonnet Tales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lemons Make Lemonade\u2014Citrus Clemency<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n\u201cLet us use it while we may; snatch those joys that haste away.\u201d<br \/>\n\u2014Italian poet Giovanni Battista Guarini writing on Beauty<\/p>\n<p>How often I would sin and how sour my lemonade<br \/>\nThen your sweetness and light like honey would invade<br \/>\nThen my transgressions and \u201cmy bad\u201d would fade<br \/>\nYour heartfelt homily helps me call a spade a spade<br \/>\nAll the wrong roads I took all the wrong paths I trod<br \/>\nUltimately led to thorny beds of roses I swear to God<br \/>\nAs though the steep stairway to heaven resembled<br \/>\nA throng of angels with love and kindness assembled<br \/>\nThe orange grove the lemon bushes unripe and sour<br \/>\nNow kissed by sunny disposition and the light of love<br \/>\nGrow stronger and sweeter by the day and by the hour<br \/>\nBlessed by radiant reality from high in heaven above<br \/>\nLook homeward my angel shed your love light on me<br \/>\nLong dead those kind words said shall now set me free.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nTwisting Turns Into Torrid Tango<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen come to me in dreams, my love<br \/>\nI will not ask a dearer bliss;<br \/>\nCome with the starry beams, my love<br \/>\nAnd press mine eyelids with thy kiss.\u201d<br \/>\n\u2014Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, author of Frankenstein<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nPlease go with me to the dance tonight my love<br \/>\nwe\u2019ll dance the dirty boogie and do the Twist<br \/>\nhear the Platters and Chubby Checker from above<br \/>\nend each slow dance with a slow French kiss<br \/>\nI\u2019ll make you blueberry pancakes for breakfast<br \/>\nwith butter and syrup from the Vermont Maid<br \/>\nwe\u2019ll drink some hot cocoa then go take a rest<br \/>\nafter we get a\u00a0\u00a0motel and the bill has been paid<br \/>\nwe may not be able get any sleep at all tonight<br \/>\nwrapped tight in each others arms we will be<br \/>\nchanging positions first to the left then right<br \/>\nfirst I\u2019ll do this to you, then you do that to me<br \/>\ncome with me to the dance so we can unwind<br \/>\nwe\u2019ll boogie bump and grind and lose our mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lemons Make Lemonade\u2014Citrus Clemency \u00a0 \u201cLet us use it while we may; snatch those joys&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-318543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=318543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318543\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=318543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=318543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=318543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}