{"id":324385,"date":"2020-06-08T06:00:25","date_gmt":"2020-06-07T20:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=324385"},"modified":"2020-06-08T06:00:25","modified_gmt":"2020-06-07T20:00:25","slug":"trumpty-dumpty-tweeter-tales-2020-vision","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/trumpty-dumpty-tweeter-tales-2020-vision\/","title":{"rendered":"Trumpty Dumpty Tweeter Tales 2020 Vision"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u201cThe only thing the 2016 election of Trump clearly proved\u00a0is that, under a rare set of circumstances, an unprincipled, deceitful, vulgar, cruel, vindictive and inarticulate person (who also can\u2019t spell) can become president of the U.S.\u201d<\/em><br \/>\n\t\t<strong>\u2014Steve Danning, letter in the Las Vegas Review Journal 2020.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Elections: Selection Rejection Dejection<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nCan you decide who is the best among billionaires<br \/>\nare you impressed with their rhetoric and ideology<br \/>\nor are you just looking for someone who truly cares<br \/>\nvoting for their policies on immigration and ecology<br \/>\nwhat is of foremost importance in your final picking<br \/>\nfrom their campaign speeches what ideas are sticking<br \/>\nhow much credence do you give to outside influence<br \/>\na happy medium of personal and partisan congruence<br \/>\nas early primaries disappoint do you vote or not vote\u00a0<br \/>\ndo you feel you\u2019re defeated or elated the morning after<br \/>\nthat your dreams may be realized or your dreams dead<br \/>\nas progressives and conservatives swirl inside your head<br \/>\nwere the multi billionaires able to buy their last hurrah<br \/>\nthis time was it worth the trouble and whole brouhaha.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>Premise Conclusion Delusion Illusion<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>A false syllogy limerick trilogy of half-truths and lies.<\/em><br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nWhen bigly dyed Trump became POTUS<br \/>\nhis thousands of lies shrunk his scrotus<br \/>\ndaily communiques transmitted by tweet<br \/>\npoorly written contain repeat after repeat<br \/>\nand a bipolar message be sure to vote US.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nFrom his campaign and year after year to date<br \/>\nhe sealed his reputation and hyperbolic fate<br \/>\nwearing a red hat slogan that read MAGA<br \/>\nproved he didn\u2019t understand our American saga<br \/>\nit always was, still is, and will always be great.<\/p>\n<p>Daily weekly monthly narcissistic manifestation<br \/>\nnotifying FBI, DOJ, and media across the nation<br \/>\nhis former staff cabinet nation and world learned<br \/>\nhow much they\u2019ve been deceived lied to and burned<br \/>\nthere is to be no criticism of him in any situation.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>Joey &#8216;Pepe Batbon&#8217; Connolly (Special to the Saipan Tribune)<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Joey aka Pepe Batbon is a retired educator who taught in the CNMI, NOLA, and LVNV. He is a sonnet practitioner who enjoys stargazing.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThe only thing the 2016 election of Trump clearly proved\u00a0is that, under a rare set&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":321680,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[26,23672,23673,13843],"class_list":["post-324385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion","tag-cnmi","tag-lvnv","tag-nola","tag-pepe-batbon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=324385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324385\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/321680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=324385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=324385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=324385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}