{"id":324718,"date":"2020-06-12T06:00:35","date_gmt":"2020-06-11T20:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=324718"},"modified":"2020-06-12T06:00:35","modified_gmt":"2020-06-11T20:00:35","slug":"trumpty-dumpty-tweeter-tales-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/trumpty-dumpty-tweeter-tales-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Trumpty Dumpty Tweeter Tales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>He\u2019s Been on the Job Too Long<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nM.istaken identities\u2014benevolent despot; demagogic dictator<br \/>\nO.ffensive photo ops offend major Christian religions<br \/>\nR.emove from office ASAP for all too obvious reasons<br \/>\nE.liminate the negative is not in his presidential tool box<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nT.orschlusspanik(German) alarmed, anxious his presidency is a flop<br \/>\nH.anisa(Yamana) habits, he takes actions he hardly expects to work<br \/>\nA.gita sufferer, he often has feelings of annoyance and gets upset<br \/>\nN.eeds to be voted out of office this coming November 2020<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nE.nveloped by enturbation, in a constant disturbed state of mind<br \/>\nN.adryv(Russian) anguish about his self rupturing, splitting part<br \/>\nO.ccasional obtundation, has a reduced level of consciousness<br \/>\nU.nderstands little of and wants less understanding of issues<br \/>\nG.rasping at straws to generate votes from his shrinking base<br \/>\nH.ad enough? He also votes by mail. Please vote him out.\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>B.A.S.E.: B.igly A.dmiration S.ociety E.nigma<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>D.emagoguery damaging to democracy<br \/>\nO.bnoxious offensive oaf, online obstructionist<br \/>\nN.incompoop narcissist well known by all<br \/>\nA.ddlepate, a muddled mind, a contemptible person<br \/>\nL.iar liar, tweets on fire, thousands of lies grow higher<br \/>\nD.umb as mud, thinks with a thud, wifi denier<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nJ.erkball logic, his constitutional knowledge tragic<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nT.ry and name an American President as bad as him<br \/>\nR.ecent riots in big cities bring out the worst in him\u00a0<br \/>\nU.S. allies chagrined but not surprised at his composure<br \/>\nM.oscow Mitch, a cheerleader with Senate sycophants<br \/>\nP.ence maintains a pathetic puerile and evangelic stance<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n4. more years of him is one of our nation\u2019s biggest fears<br \/>\n5. 4, &amp; 3 star generals grimace under respective stars.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>Joey &#8216;Pepe Batbon&#8217; (Special to the Saipan Tribune)<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Joey aka Pepe Batbon is a retired educator who taught in the CNMI, NOLA, and LVNV. He is a sonnet practitioner who enjoys stargazing.<\/em><br \/>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He\u2019s Been on the Job Too Long \u00a0 M.istaken identities\u2014benevolent despot; demagogic dictator O.ffensive photo&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":321680,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[26,23672,23673,13843],"class_list":["post-324718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion","tag-cnmi","tag-lvnv","tag-nola","tag-pepe-batbon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=324718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324718\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/321680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=324718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=324718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=324718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}