{"id":329688,"date":"2020-09-14T06:00:02","date_gmt":"2020-09-13T20:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=329688"},"modified":"2020-09-14T06:00:02","modified_gmt":"2020-09-13T20:00:02","slug":"trumpty-dump-t-tweeter-tales-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/trumpty-dump-t-tweeter-tales-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Trumpty Dump \u2018T\u2019 Tweeter Tales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>What It Is Is Kangaroo Court Knots<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nEight thousand lies from a genius so wise<br \/>\nthe increasing of his suit pants waist size<br \/>\nand a tightening of facial muscles and jaw<br \/>\nnominating of Kavanaugh, Bully Barr at law<br \/>\nmondo bizarro comb over hair appearance<br \/>\nborder separation of children from parents<br \/>\nappeal to Russia for interference with votes<br \/>\ncalls facts and issues incomprehensible hoax<br \/>\nsycophants know for sure he won\u2019t fire us<br \/>\nstill lacks a national plan for the corona virus<br \/>\npenchant for placating, pandering to dictators<br \/>\npathetic vocabulary less than most 4th\u00a0graders<br \/>\nperfect model for a complete \u201closer\u201d package<br \/>\nfilled with constitutional damage and breakage.\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>No Four More! Por Favor, Se\u00f1or!<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nPolitical partnership with Congress partisans<br \/>\ndirty politics in promotions and demotions<br \/>\ntweets filled with perfidy on a daily basis<br \/>\noften plays golf in a constipational stasis<br \/>\nnegates career professionals in FBI and CIA<br \/>\nfalse pride, bragging, pouting day after day<br \/>\ntemper tantrums, when questioned quite puerile<br \/>\nadmires authoritarians, his dictator envy penile<br \/>\npins the tail on his own dummy donkey mirror<br \/>\nfocus on important issues never gets clearer<br \/>\ninexperienced appointees at his beck and call<br \/>\npanic attacks about Putin parties cause sweat<br \/>\nmany pleasure trips via his Air Force One jet.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>RNC to 45 Base \u2013 Fuggedaboutit!<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>(found discarded at airport campaign stop)<\/em><br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nD. Daniels, Stormy got shut up checks from Mikey<br \/>\nO. Obama legacy obstruction offensive obvious<br \/>\nN. Narcissism: authority, self-absorbed, superiority<br \/>\nA. Absolute disregard for norms, diplomatic protocols<br \/>\nL. Leading a pack of liars from his own swamp\u00a0<br \/>\nD. Delaying tax returns despite injunctions<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nJ. Judges pressing for 45\u2019s compliance with tax laws<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nT. Tweets policy nonsense night and day<br \/>\nR. Republican Senate sycophants march in step<br \/>\nU. Uses any conspiracy theory floated by Fox News<br \/>\nM.Makes the best of others personal peccadillos<br \/>\nP. Post office voting stumbling blocks in place<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n4 Four directions from Bigly Bad Boy to worse<br \/>\n5 Five steps closer to US constitutional chaos.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Joey &#8216;Pepe Batbon&#8217; Connolly (Special to the Saipan Tribune)<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Joey \u201cPepe Batbon\u201d Connolly is a retired teacher and has been named a poet laureate of Tinian. He has taught English in CNMI public schools for the past 30 years. He has also taught in Alaska, New Orleans, and Las Vegas.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What It Is Is Kangaroo Court Knots \u00a0 Eight thousand lies from a genius so&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[26,304,5148,7619],"class_list":["post-329688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion","tag-cnmi","tag-las-vegas","tag-new-orleans","tag-rnc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=329688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=329688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=329688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=329688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}