{"id":337482,"date":"2021-01-28T06:05:09","date_gmt":"2021-01-27T20:05:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=337482"},"modified":"2021-01-28T06:05:09","modified_gmt":"2021-01-27T20:05:09","slug":"don-45-gone-covid-19-anon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/don-45-gone-covid-19-anon\/","title":{"rendered":"Don 45 Gone\/COVID-19 Anon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cHopeless to ignore, helpless instruct<br \/>\nFor any term of time, beyond the years<br \/>\nThat warn us of the need for emigration\u201d<br \/>\n\u2014from Ultimatum, Philip Larkin (1922-1985)<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>COVID 19 Novel Coronavirus Anon<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nI haven\u2019t had a test or COVID 19 vaccine yet<br \/>\nWhen it\u2019s available I\u2019ll be in line you can bet<br \/>\nToday\u2019s front page: \u201cVaccine Frustrations Rise,<br \/>\nPatience Urged Amid Shortages, Website Problems\u201d\u00a0<br \/>\nPatience lost. In cyberspace my senescence gottem.<br \/>\nBaroque music and back are my drugs and love<br \/>\nDismissing dust devils I soar with glissando above<br \/>\nThomas Tallis wraps around sound in his choral palace<br \/>\nJordi Savall and his viola da gamba always enthrall<br \/>\nHildegarde von Bingen, \u2018Canticles of Ecstasy\u2019 singing<br \/>\nCecilia Bartoli, a voice to rejoice, Holy smoke! no joke<br \/>\nWendell Berry says \u201ca day without hope\u201d brings light<br \/>\nNot much hope with these news headlines as precedent<br \/>\nBut soon America will inaugurate a new President.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>Don 45 Gone\u00a0an Offensive Omagon<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nBigly Bone Spur Coward Don what\u2019s going on?<br \/>\nWhere do you go now and later POTUS 45?<br \/>\nNo tweets? how will you remain chief omagon?<br \/>\nDon\u2019t you think we are all sick of your jive?<br \/>\nAre you off to Mar A Lago and other golf links?<br \/>\nWill your Pele style still kick balls from the rough?<br \/>\nThe world knows your cheating golf game stinks.<br \/>\nOf those childish temper tantrums we\u2019ve had enough<br \/>\nIn your new dwelling will you have a dog or a cat?<br \/>\nPerhaps something more exotic like a cobra snake?<br \/>\nTo remind you of your betrayers how about a rat?<br \/>\nHow about a chef to burn you an aged Trump steak?<br \/>\nHope a new White racist House brings some smiles<br \/>\nYou\u2019ll need loans for legal fees at upcoming trials.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cHopeless to ignore, helpless instruct For any term of time, beyond the years That warn&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":331241,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337482\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/331241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}