{"id":398395,"date":"2023-08-16T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-08-16T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=398395"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T14:00:00","slug":"Ignominy-Impeachments-and-Indictments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/Ignominy-Impeachments-and-Indictments\/","title":{"rendered":"Ignominy: Impeachments and Indictments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><h4>Two Ifs: Ignis Fatui and Impediment Findings<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n<p>Horrors! My soul sick, my grief sings about Trump things<\/p>\n<p>Lies of many colors from an orange haired boorish boar<\/p>\n<p>Projecting his narcissistic animus on many hers and hims<\/p>\n<p>Prison bound with a muddled moldy mind he wings it<\/p>\n<p>Conspiratorial plots and pokes penned planned and rammed<\/p>\n<p>Tirades tantrums and ferocious yet futile tantamount tales<\/p>\n<p>All things contrary, false. Spare us! His lawyers waltz<\/p>\n<p>All he\u2019s forgotten, never read, inevitable document dread<\/p>\n<p>How low can he stoop? Self-absorbed a bigly nincompoop<\/p>\n<p>He falters, falls, his trumpery mange in a doghouse strange<\/p>\n<p><h4>\u2018If You Go After Me I\u2019m Going After You\u2019<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n<p>His stinking sinking depravity pains like a toothache cavity<\/p>\n<p>His lying teeth spouting root Canal pain both anal and Banal<\/p>\n<p>He fears his own \u2018Last Hurrah.\u2019 Que sera sera. Tan Tantara!<\/p>\n<p><h4>New MAGA Bumper Stickers<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n<p><em>(From a parallel universe, a silly and sick sonnet salute)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Make Authoritarianism Go Away\u2014how about today<\/p>\n<p>Missing Action GOP Awokeness\u2014they meekly confess<\/p>\n<p>Multiple Angers Generate Affect\u2014truth is rejected<\/p>\n<p>Move All Gays Away\u2014thus negating most LGBTQ+<\/p>\n<p>Make All GOP Awoke\u2014no real clear term definition<\/p>\n<p>Meet America\u2019s Greatest Anathema\u2014high in the polls<\/p>\n<p>May All Government Apoplexy\u2014chaotic congress sexy<\/p>\n<p>Middle-aged Adults Give A shirt\u2014not their backs<\/p>\n<p>Madness Advantageous Give All\u2014ignorance reigns<\/p>\n<p>Meet America\u2019s Grossest Anecdotist\u2014tattle tales<\/p>\n<p>Malignant Attitudes Grate Absolutely\u2014begin benign<\/p>\n<p>Mortified Adults Generally Aggrieved\u2014not relieved<\/p>\n<p>Misogynists Add Gains Again\u2014women\u2019s rights dimmed<\/p>\n<p>Miralago All Gold Antechambers\u2014toilet chandeliers.<\/p>\n<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/imgupload\/51ec1f1100d5d7eea9228e5f43276c9f.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Joey aka &#8220;Pepe Batbon&#8221; Connolly is a retired educator who taught in the CNMI, NOLA, and LVNV. He is the Poet Laureate of Tinian and enjoys stargazing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two Ifs: Ignis Fatui and Impediment Findings Horrors! My soul sick, my grief sings about&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-398395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=398395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=398395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=398395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=398395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}