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AI Course: Knotoo Swift, One Oh Won<\/h3>\n<\/p>\n

Taylor Swift named Time<\/em> magazine Person of the Year<\/p>\n

she\u2019s reissuing old albums and bringing in some new<\/p>\n

media proclaims \u20182023 Taylor Swift\u2019s Year\u2019 is here<\/p>\n

there seems to be nothing that Taylor Swift can\u2019t do.<\/p>\n

Harvard University will offer a course on Taylor Swift<\/p>\n

it will be on singing and songwriting by the superstar<\/p>\n

I offer a course parody about her, now don\u2019t get miffed<\/p>\n

it is free, take it at home, on your phone, or in your car.<\/p>\n

My parody course hero is Knotoo Swift, not too swift<\/p>\n

you learn about an AI Swift entertainer and lookalike<\/p>\n

robot that follows money, moves, and mock songs too<\/p>\n

it performs worldwide in stadiums and on a bike trike.<\/p>\n

It is an AI attempt to poke fun and mimic Taylor Swift<\/p>\n

its humor and pitfalls may give T.S fans a comic lift.<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/h3>\n

My AI and Why It Is Going Fast<\/h3>\n<\/p>\n

So about my AI I have begun to wonder why<\/p>\n

my AI initials stand for Aging Intelligence<\/p>\n

here\u2019s a senescent report on it, I\u2019ll give it a try<\/p>\n

my doggerel thanks you for your indulgence.<\/p>\n

So what about a senior\u2019s intelligence as it ages<\/p>\n

as their neural synapses slow their connections<\/p>\n

and senile dementia onset sneaks up in stages<\/p>\n

recalling some memories experiences rejection.<\/p>\n

Arthritis neck to toe and spinal degeneration<\/p>\n

body resistance to pills and needle injection<\/p>\n

combinations of these for the senior generation<\/p>\n

as our memories become a murky reflection.<\/p>\n

Growing old and forgetting contains unpleasance<\/p>\n

all a part of our aging intelligence senescence.<\/p>\n


Taylor Swift-Eva Rinaldi
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