{"id":408914,"date":"2024-05-06T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-06T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=408914"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T14:00:00","slug":"POTUS-campaign-2024-Bigly-Trump-Slump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/POTUS-campaign-2024-Bigly-Trump-Slump\/","title":{"rendered":"POTUS campaign 2024 Bigly Trump Slump"},"content":{"rendered":"

Effective this May I am putting my Red Caesarean series on hiatus until the U.S. presidential inauguration in 2025. Homunculus is Latin for \u201clittle man\u201d or \u201clittle person.\u201d The seven homunculus are named after the seven deadly sins: Pride, Lust, Greed, Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, and Envy.<\/em><\/p>\n

TRUMP is KING in HOMUNCULUS HEAVEN<\/p>\n

Trump was crowned King of Homunculus Heaven<\/p>\n

Who is that \u2018little man\u2019 inside Donald\u2019s bigly brain<\/p>\n

He seems in infinite regress, his mind is in a mess<\/p>\n

His NYC trial is a virtual calculus of variations<\/p>\n

A courtroom examination of his prevarications<\/p>\n

A hush money trial on his 2016 election situation.<\/p>\n

His \u2018Pride\u2019 in Trump Tower is a golden toilet throne<\/p>\n

where he sits and strains bigly when he tries to \u2018spit\u2019<\/p>\n

He \u2018Lusts\u2019 after women, wives, and other female lives<\/p>\n

With his billionaire \u2018Greed\u2019 he never has enough<\/p>\n

His \u2018Wrath\u2019 personified with \u201cI am your retribution.\u201d<\/p>\n

In his \u2018Sloth\u2019 he doesn\u2019t read reports and has his staff simplify information for him with bullets every day<\/p>\n

His \u2018Gluttony\u2019 is for control, he\u2019s drunk on more power<\/p>\n

\u2018Envy\u2019 is dictators Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un.<\/p>\n

Following his coronation in an alternate universe<\/p>\n

Donald woke then fell back to sleep in a courtroom.<\/p>\n

WHO\u2019S THE VEEP? WHERE\u2019S THE VEEP?<\/p>\n

(a vice presidential short-sheet sonnet on it)<\/em><\/p>\n

Who\u2019s the Veep? At Mar-a-Lago half asleep?<\/p>\n

Swear words cut out with bleep beep bleep<\/p>\n

Another convicted perverted sexual creep?<\/p>\n

Is his\/her ideology of democracy not deep?<\/p>\n

Support for women\u2019s rights on a dung heap?<\/p>\n

Did 45 buy their undying loyalty on the cheap?<\/p>\n

Will Mar-a-Lago be their final castle keep?<\/p>\n

Will the Veep help 45 win an election sweep?<\/p>\n

While VP will they fear to utter a single peep?<\/p>\n

What benefits of their office will they ever reap?<\/p>\n

Will their nomination make election costs steep?<\/p>\n

Do MAGA voters care who is Trump\u2019s Veep?<\/p>\n

See the election results. \u201cread \u2018em and weep\u201d.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Joey aka “Pepe Batbon” Connolly is a retired educator who taught in the CNMI, NOLA, and LVNV. He is the Poet Laureate of Tinian and enjoys stargazing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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