{"id":412668,"date":"2024-08-21T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-08-21T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=412668"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T14:00:00","slug":"Red-Caesarism-Con-Man-Chauvinism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/Red-Caesarism-Con-Man-Chauvinism\/","title":{"rendered":"Red Caesarism: Con Man Chauvinism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the Mira Lago Liar\u2019s Labyrinth<\/p>\n<p>I lead by insult and lying and my lies lead you on<\/p>\n<p>I suck money from acolytes and sycophants<\/p>\n<p>I am their absolute king they can\u2019t see past my con<\/p>\n<p>I cry martyrdom I\u2019m a GOP authoritarian elephant<\/p>\n<p>I make stochastic terrorism a virtue and a vice<\/p>\n<p>I thrive on hypocrisy and conspiracy theories<\/p>\n<p>My faithful gun loving MAGA men act with glee<\/p>\n<p>and buy AR15s and Glocks from sea to shining sea<\/p>\n<p>I am a convicted felon and my bigly campaign pump<\/p>\n<p>is popular: \u2018POTUS 47\u2019 2025 Donald J. Trump<\/p>\n<p>My alleged malignant narcissism is a benign disease<\/p>\n<p>I rule the roost and advance with Vance as I please<\/p>\n<p>Truth in my politics will never ever suffice.<\/p>\n<p>Believe my Trump regime lies. Take my advice.<\/p>\n<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/imgupload\/51ec1f1100d5d7eea9228e5f43276c9f.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Joey aka &#8220;Pepe Batbon&#8221; Connolly is a retired educator who taught in the CNMI, NOLA, and LVNV. He is the Poet Laureate of Tinian and enjoys stargazing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the Mira Lago Liar\u2019s Labyrinth I lead by insult and lying and my lies&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-412668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=412668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=412668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=412668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=412668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}