{"id":413111,"date":"2024-09-04T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-09-04T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/?p=413111"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T14:00:00","slug":"Red-Caesarism-GOP-schism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/Red-Caesarism-GOP-schism\/","title":{"rendered":"Red Caesarism GOP schism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><h3>A MAGA Moneymaker Medley<\/h3>\n<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m detested by intelligent men and women<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m in denial, unfazed by their deep derision<\/p>\n<p>Insulting, projecting, spouting violent rhetoric<\/p>\n<p>I lie saying my campaign fund is meteoric<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m the best ever liar you can\u2019t deny that<\/p>\n<p>Disregard my convictions, impeachments, fat<\/p>\n<p>I brag and bluster admiring Putin\u2019s iron glove<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m proud, self-anointed king of demagogic love<\/p>\n<p>Now a martyr and a hero \u201cI\u2019m your retribution\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m your right-wing savior \u201conly I can do it\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Buy my Bibles and shoes make a contribution<\/p>\n<p>Gotta pay lawyers keep that money comin in<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Suckers and losers\u2019 with your help I\u2019ll win<\/p>\n<p>Your dollars help me advance with J.D. Vance.<\/p>\n<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/imgupload\/51ec1f1100d5d7eea9228e5f43276c9f.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Joey aka &#8220;Pepe Batbon&#8221; Connolly is a retired educator who taught in the CNMI, NOLA, and LVNV. He is the Poet Laureate of Tinian and enjoys stargazing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A MAGA Moneymaker Medley I\u2019m detested by intelligent men and women I\u2019m in denial, unfazed&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-413111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=413111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=413111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=413111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=413111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}