{"id":45407,"date":"1999-02-04T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1999-02-04T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/945401c6-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e"},"modified":"1999-02-04T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1999-02-04T00:00:00","slug":"945401d6-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/945401d6-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e\/","title":{"rendered":"Vicarious revenge is better than none at all"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve got a real computer squeeze here in Saipan, with U.S. style dependence on computers without access to the major lines of  supply that our stateside counterparts enjoy.  We&#8217;ve got several computer stores here, thank goodness, and some have gotten quite serious about bringing prices down to reasonable levels.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the improvement in the local supply situation, however, a lot of us have wound up dealing with &#8220;direct merchants&#8221; in the states. The result is often boiling-mad frustration.  I&#8217;ve ordered stuff that broke and the merchant wouldn&#8217;t take it back (vendor: Microwarehouse).  I&#8217;ve also ordered stuff that&#8217;s never arrived (vendor: PC Connection), only to find out the incompetent jokers there who can&#8217;t find any record of shipping the item are also crooks who won&#8217;t give a full refund.  Way out here in Saipan, we often find we&#8217;ve got no recourse against these scoundrels.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, but the Federal Trade Commission sure does.  Imagine my glee at reading that the feds are scrutinizing, and punishing, errant vendors.<\/p>\n<p>YIPPEE!  Get \u2018em, feds.  Book \u2018em Danno, ripoff in the first degree.<\/p>\n<p>Rip their lungs out, eat their ears straight off of their heads, boil them alive&#8230;sadly, the feds haven&#8217;t done that yet, but I&#8217;ll volunteer to help if they decide to resort to using corporal punishment for scumbag direct merchants.<\/p>\n<p>For now, sadly, revenge is limited to thinning down the fat wallets of the likes of Dell Computers and Gateway. Both firms, according to a column in January&#8217;s Computer Shopper magazine (&#8220;Feds Eye Computer Mail Order,&#8221; penned by Tami D. Peterson), have been tagged for engaging in allegedly sleezy behavior.<\/p>\n<p>Gateway was preliminarily nailed for a cool $290,000 penalty, but the feds haven&#8217;t completed the whole process yet, so I don&#8217;t know if the company forked over the cash or not.<\/p>\n<p>Dell, however, has forked over a tidy $800,000 to Uncle Sam, fined for breaking the laws regarding customer service in mail order.<\/p>\n<p>Iomega Corporation a few weeks ago agreed to pay $900,000 in penalties, for violations including messing with rebates promised to customers.  This information comes courtesy of the Federal Trade Commission&#8217;s web site.<\/p>\n<p>Ain&#8217;t life grand?  I won&#8217;t see any of this money, of course, but I just feel better knowing that the feds are starting to throw their weight around in this realm.<\/p>\n<p>This is, after all, one of the ways in which government muscle can actually help the free market become more efficient.  If a vendor is a liar, a scoundrel, or a crook, the consumer is often times completely helpless. Trade is more efficient when the terms of the trade are known to all parties (a realm known as &#8220;information cost&#8221; in economic parlance).<\/p>\n<p>Good for the FTC, that&#8217;s what I say.  Improved market efficiency is a step in the right direction.  Whether or not the industry will really shape-up is anyone&#8217;s guess, but at least we can bask in the glow of vicarious revenge while the FTC knocks some heads.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve got a real computer squeeze here in Saipan, with U.S. style dependence on computers without access to the major lines of  supply that our stateside counterparts enjoy.  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