{"id":47179,"date":"1999-07-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1999-07-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/94cd4912-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e"},"modified":"1999-07-01T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1999-07-01T00:00:00","slug":"94cd4925-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/94cd4925-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e\/","title":{"rendered":"Kantan &quot;Love Me Tender&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Man-hanao ham yan i boys para fina` salon karaoke `nai duro man-mama` Elvis Presley ham.  Duro i kanta, duro i gimen yan duro lokue` i famalaoan (waitress) ni fumatachuchu\u00f1ge ham mana`pagpag kanai niha kulan mohon tai achaigua guetgueron mame.<\/p>\n<p>Mientras mas manma-ulos ham nu i duron pagpag kanai, mas in`sede na u fan ma\u00f1ule` guaguan na gimen palaoan.  Duro malotge i kobransa mientras ha u`ulos i doli na sensian lahe ni binatsala papa` nu i atbansao na idat.  Todo duro yan todo bali na esta man-malefa ham nu i ora.  Dios miho!<\/p>\n<p>`Nai sige mona i pue\u00f1ge, kada uno ha atrebigue` kumanta &#8220;Love Me Tender&#8221;.  Umaya yan si kaduka, mas hana` hihotgue` guato gi as pal.  Mas man-manso yan man-atotgante piot sa` &#8220;Love Me Tender&#8221; i makakanta.  Para i bulachuho, sige de hu dibina haf` na mampos esta man-manso i famalaoan.  Dispues `nai hu repapara na man-gaige i kanai i boys gi oriyan sinturan niha.<\/p>\n<p>Hu fa` fontunyo` `nai ensegidas manmamaisen dalai na chinadegyo` sinago.  Hu batbaruye umoppe na tatnai hulie` ha guot senturan asaguan niha, muchomas, makantaye i nanan guma`.  Ai na grasia sa` hu atileg fanson niha un` rato.  Sige masablasosyo` pot imbelikeruho lao sige ha` hu repite na nuebo linie`ho na adelanto giya siha.<\/p>\n<p>`Nai pa\u00f1gpa\u00f1g `la una-i-media, ti mah\u00f1ao hu deklara na manae`yo` siempre nu i maletaho.  Sige hu soyu` i boys na bai`n fan hanao.  Ni unoyo` ume`eku\u00f1gog sa` man-mamatmos gi halom gapothilon famalaoan yan todo klasen chigchig chiko.  Ai dios miho! Hu faisen un` waitress para baiho manae` nu i kuentan mame.  Ai, kanaha`yo` senmatai `nai hulie` na mas ke $400.  `Nai hu annunsia kuanto i kobransa, todos man-machapag ginen i labios i girls.  Ilegho, ai na pairen annunsio `ste.  Manmanlagnos enfin todos para uma`apase i dibi.<\/p>\n<p>Sige ham huyo\u00f1g para i kareta.  Tat` ti umaronsadada.  `Nai in` tulos ham luchan para i gima`, sige man-afaisen haf` taimano na taiguihe na kantidan kobransa.  Ensegidas man-oppe uno na fanata`lo ha` `nai ma\u00f1ganta &#8220;Love Me Tender&#8221;.  A Saina na duron chaleg.  I otro biahe man-afaisen ham talo para bai&#8217;n fa\u00f1ugo gi karaoke.  Man-<br \/>\noppeyo` na mauleg\u00f1a bai&#8217;n usune i esta monhayan in` fahan na setbesa osino manma &#8220;Love Me Tender&#8221; ham talo.  Ai na guaguan &#8220;Love Me Tender&#8221; ya guot` sentura ha` chi\u00f1a yan chikon chago` piot sa` ti in` brochas nifen mame nu i Pepsodent, ai ya yai!<\/p>\n<p>****<br \/>\nHumanao i tata yan lahi\u00f1a para i gima` un` Okinawa para u famahan guihan antes de geran dos.  Tinago` i patgon para u rikonose kuanto bali\u00f1a i libran guihan.  Dispues de masa\u00f1gane kuanto, ileg\u00f1a i tata pot fabot faisen kao si\u00f1a hana` labarato. Man-oppe i peskadot Okinawa &#8220;chatsaga&#8221;.  Era &#8220;chatsaga&#8221; gi fino` niha kumeke ileg\u00f1a &#8220;kuanto malago`mo&#8221; osino si\u00f1a un` la\u00f1gag.  Malalago tatte i patgon ya ha sa\u00f1gane si tata\u00f1a nu i fino` i peskadot.<\/p>\n<p>Esta a`asu ni binibu\u00f1a ya ileg\u00f1a: &#8220;Chatsaga?  Siempre ta a`alie` dispues ya hu fanue` hao taimano pumeska, pindihote!&#8221;  Ai, magahet na debi ha` ta atetuye pareho palabra para ta ketu\u00f1go` hafa sustansia\u00f1a.<br \/>\n****<\/p>\n<p>Hu e`eku\u00f1gog i kantan kompairegho gi radio gi mapos na semana.  Ileleg\u00f1a i kanta:  &#8220;`stabayo` gi kanton ta\u00f1ke, kana` mamataiyo` ma`ho&#8230;.&#8221;  Entre guaho ha` ilegho &#8220;Ai amigo, gimen `nai osino matai a\u00f1glo` hao pot gago`mo&#8230;.&#8221;  Si Yuus Maase` yan ghilisow!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man-hanao ham yan i boys para fina` salon karaoke `nai duro man-mama` Elvis Presley ham.  Duro i kanta, duro i gimen yan duro lokue` i famalaoan (waitress) ni fumatachuchu\u00f1ge ham mana`pagpag kanai niha kulan mohon tai achaigua guetgueron mame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}