{"id":47266,"date":"1999-07-09T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1999-07-09T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/94d47840-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e"},"modified":"1999-07-09T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1999-07-09T00:00:00","slug":"94d47854-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/94d47854-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Buffaloes are Never Late"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You don&#8217;t see them very often here in Saipan, but it&#8217;s hard to imagine anyone in the mainland being without a Day-Timer.  Day-Timer (a brand name) is sometimes used generically to describe those small, notebook style planning books where you pencil in appointments, keep important phone numbers, and stash a few business cards.<\/p>\n<p>Indeed, Californian that I am, my Coach planner&#8211; made, of all things, of water buffalo hide (?!)&#8211; has been a companion for well over a decade. It&#8217;s a veteran of many stale offices and power lunches, and it&#8217;s also been dragged from the remote expanses of the Alaskan bush, to Panama, to the outback of Borneo; I simply can&#8217;t live without the thing.  I still haven&#8217;t solved the water buffalo angle, but I noticed in Borneo that they never seemed to be late for important meetings.  Aha! Maybe we&#8217;re on to something here.<\/p>\n<p>The big idea (or the false promise, take your pick) behind the Day-Timer approach is that they&#8217;ll make you organized.  Which, of course, is like saying that having a computer on your desk will make you smart.  Maybe it&#8217;s a step in the right direction, but, let&#8217;s face it, mere hardware can&#8217;t cure the terminally disorganized.<\/p>\n<p>My theory is this: Day Timers will not make you more organized overall, but they can help you organize the really important things (meetings, your wife&#8217;s birthday, your girlfriends&#8217;s next body- piercing appointment, etc.) and life-or-death phone numbers (the Psychic Hotline is at the top of my list).   The secret is to remain just organized enough so that you can always find your Day- Timer when you need it.<\/p>\n<p>Are you disorganized?  Who better to gauge that than the Day-Timer folks? I offer, then, five  questions they ran in a magazine ad a few years ago:<\/p>\n<p>Question 1: &#8220;Have you ever gone through the garbage to find important numbers?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My answer: &#8220;Dude, I&#8217;ve gone through the SHREDDER output to find important numbers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Question 2: &#8220;Do little notes and stickies pile up all over your office?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My answer: &#8220;My computer is so covered with yellow stickies that it looks like Big Bird.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You will note that the little yellow stickies haven&#8217;t been around all that long, maybe, what, 15 years or so?  20, tops.  We can&#8217;t live without them, yet have they helped us become more organized?  Or have they been a crutch for the disorganized?  Perhaps they even make the problem worse.<\/p>\n<p>Question 3: &#8220;Have you ever spent 20 minutes looking for a phone number to make a two-minute call?<\/p>\n<p>My answer: &#8220;Yes!  It once took me an hour to find the phone number for 911.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In fact, I spend an hour a week looking for phone numbers, on average.  I have sort of a triage approach to phone numbers.  Important numbers go into my Coach planner.  Not-so-important numbers go onto an index card&#8211;usually.  (The index cards are scattered at random in about nine different places, though.) Business cards from folks are the real bugaboo&#8211;there is simply no elegant way to keep and organize them.  They&#8217;ve actually got little electronic gizmos that you feed business cards into and they scan the information, and, presto, you&#8217;ve now compounded the original problem with frivolous technology, and haven&#8217;t solved a thing.<\/p>\n<p>Moving right along, here are the last two questions of the quiz.  They&#8217;re great, you&#8217;ll get a real laugh out of them&#8211;oh, wait a sec&#8211;darn, I lost the magazine.  Where is it?  It&#8217;s undoubtedly hiding in one of several unkempt piles of stuff on my desk.  I&#8217;ll check the shredder tomorrow, though, just in case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You don&#8217;t see them very often here in Saipan, but it&#8217;s hard to imagine anyone in the mainland being without a Day-Timer.  Day-Timer (a brand name) is sometimes used generically to describe those small, notebook style planning books where you pencil in appointments, keep important phone numbers, and stash a few business cards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47266\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}