{"id":47935,"date":"1999-09-02T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1999-09-02T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/94e619bc-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e"},"modified":"1999-09-02T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1999-09-02T00:00:00","slug":"94e619d5-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/94e619d5-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#039;re all visitors somewhere"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve ever seen Korean tourists looking a bit disoriented in Saipan, rest assured it&#8217;s a two way street.  I&#8217;ve been wandering around Seoul for the past couple of hours, lost, but I finally found my way to a cyber-cafe where the coffee is strong, and the music amplified so loud you can probably here it in Marpi on a quiet evening.<\/p>\n<p>Not that you&#8217;d WANT to hear it.  Korean pop\/rap sounds like a rhythmic washing machine full of nuts and bolts.  I&#8217;m convinced they&#8217;ve been playing the same one song for 72 hours now, straight.  It&#8217;s omnipresent, totally unescapable.  It blares streetside. In bars. In restaurants.In stores. In cyber-cafes.<\/p>\n<p>Seoul, though, for a city is a pretty good place.  The contrasts with Saipan are too numerous to list&#8211;why even bother&#8211;but from a visitors perspective, being from a tourism destination, why not highlight a few things?<\/p>\n<p>Thing number one:  The service here is efficient and polite.  Even in the cheapest eateries, you&#8217;re greeted with a friendly hello, sent away with a friendly good bye, and the leaden, sullen experience we&#8217;ve all had in Saipan is conspicuously absent.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m certainly a burden of a customer, with a Korean vocabulary of three entire words.  Coffee I can order. Anything else requires a ten minute verbal tango and gesture fest.  Still, they seem courteous, and the process seems easier than trying to order something in Saipan from a resentful, clay-footed, gum-chewing staffer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cheapest eateries,&#8221; by the way, is no idle term.  An ok dinner can be had for about four dollars.  That&#8217;s not &#8220;fast food,&#8221; either.<\/p>\n<p>On to thing number two:  This city is full of STUFF.  Food, merchandise, coffee houses, restaurants, etc.  It&#8217;s overwhelming.  I remember a politician in Saipan bemoaning all the &#8220;rinky dink&#8221; businesses on our fair island.  He&#8217;d really hate Seoul. This place is fairly built on rinky dink establishments.  And why not?  The entrepreneurial spirit is what builds economies.<\/p>\n<p>Thing number three (transportation): Taxi cab rides are dirt cheap.  You can go a few miles for a dollar.  Good thing, too, since I tried to brave the subway and found it to be a confusing maze of turnstyles, gates, ticket dispensing machines, ticket taking machines, and, most of all, unrelenting waves of human bodies.  I can&#8217;t figure out how to ride the subway, which is a pretty pathetic state of affairs, I&#8217;ll admit.<\/p>\n<p>I planted my nose in a local paper to see how Saipan is represented. Discount agents are listing Saipan round trip tickets for $541 for a package tour (four days), but the name of the hotel isn&#8217;t specified.  Bangkok (five days) is listed for $458.  Korea&#8217;s semi-tropical island of Cheju lists for $191 for two days.<\/p>\n<p>In terms of raw air fare&#8211;not package tours&#8211;Guam is quoted at $283, presumably round trip.  I don&#8217;t see any quotes for Saipan, but that price is a lot better than the $488 or so we&#8217;re getting stuck for to hit Korea round trip out of Saipan.<\/p>\n<p>And such are my notes from this place of rinky dink businesses, friendly service, and our second most important market for tourism.  Give Saipan&#8217;s visitors a smile. After all, when you&#8217;re off-island, you&#8217;re a visitor, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve ever seen Korean tourists looking a bit disoriented in Saipan, rest assured it&#8217;s a two way street.  I&#8217;ve been wandering around Seoul for the past couple of hours, lost, but I finally found my way to a cyber-cafe where the coffee is strong, and the music amplified so loud you can probably here it in Marpi on a quiet evening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47935"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47935\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}