{"id":49326,"date":"1999-12-28T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1999-12-28T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/9549948f-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e"},"modified":"1999-12-28T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1999-12-28T00:00:00","slug":"954994a3-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/954994a3-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e\/","title":{"rendered":"Pot grasia siha gi linala`ta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Este i lala\u00f1gita na gulusina tai malefagho sa` estegue` ninaen` nanaho gi un` Christmas dispues de Misan Gayo.  Un` latan petrolio `nai masasaguan.  Era ninaen` un` parientes ginen Luta.<\/p>\n<p>Ai, mampos podu\u00f1g si\u00f1ientegho sa` sapatos yan biskileta hu guiguife para regaluho.  Lao` gi hilo` pineble, taya` kampo para un` maregalo nu i guinififimo.  Guihe na tiempo, aksepta hafa guaha ya chamo fan a`atan tatte sa` sumen chatsaga i linala` mayoria gi taotaota.<\/p>\n<p>`Nai esta echo-yo` lahe `nai hu komprende sa` hafa na lala\u00f1gita regalon mame guihe na Noche Buena.  Hu faisen si nanaho hafa na ayo hanae` ham.  Chumaleg gi hilo` misen lago\u00f1a ya ileg\u00f1a:  &#8220;Ai, lahiho, ayo ha` guinahata guihe na tiempo.&#8221;  Umafagcha` yan i tiempon lala\u00f1gita gi uttimon i sakan.  Ai, tatfoi minalago\u00f1a lao ayo ha` si\u00f1a dagi\u00f1a nu i tropa.<br \/>\n****<\/p>\n<p>Guihe na tiempo, todo i tinaho\u00f1g in` fatitinas ha` gi finagpo` nobenan i bisino siha.  Bastara ke man-senpoble ham, sumen namagof na okasion i finagpo` nobena gi bisino siha sa` mangai chansa ham talo ma\u00f1ochu inafliton manog putlilo yan hinegsa` ni mana` chinatfinue` achote.  Piot ya guaha ensaladan pipino, da\u00f1kulon gupot esta ayo para hame.<\/p>\n<p>Ai, guihe na tiempo gigon mabendise i lamasa, fanugo\u00f1g ya unna` bulala platumo ya un` falag i gima` `nai si\u00f1a un` kalamot hafa ninayan-mo.  Taya` tiempo para un` gimen hanom maseha nini\u00f1ikot hao nu i a\u00f1glo` hinegsa`.  Alulaye antes de u fan matto i pumalo ya un` magagao.<\/p>\n<p>Dispues, bira hao ya un` lotge sahguanmo kool-aid.  Gimen adumididi` pot no u hokog ensegidas.  Ai na tiniladan asukat gi halom kool-aid.  Lao haye para u hinahasso pot chetnot daibites `nai sesso tinetpe hao hailas?<\/p>\n<p>Fino` un` mauleg na amiguho `nai didikiki` ya kado` kumakate pot leche:  &#8220;Lite i leche ni mana`ye asukat lao mu\u00f1ga madilega` (malegua`)&#8221;.  Pindihote!  Estegue` pago na sumen mames ham na dos.  Sige pago ayo siha na asukat i ti &#8220;madilegua`&#8221; de ha diritegue` gi halom haga` mame.  Ai i &#8220;mu\u00f1ga madilegua`&#8221; bida\u00f1a nu hame.<br \/>\n****<\/p>\n<p>Memegai\u00f1a guihe na tiempo sentadan kafe yan hinegsa` osino aguon haya tat komo suni, choda yan mendioka.  Gigon loglug` i kafe, na listo hao manna`yan ya unna` hinafot nu i un` tinilada na asukat.  Dispues, tulos ya un` fan aligao andun chupa para un` tane` hao mientras un` konsidedera kao guaha ne\u00f1kano` para i otro birada.  Dios miho!<\/p>\n<p>Chamo masuesuette fina kandin Amerikano guihe na tiempo sa` matatiye hao nu i tropa kalan mahaga` galago estake malachaiguan hao nu i namo.  Hu hasso mana` dimo nu i un` chetluho pot Sugar Daddy.  Hana` chikoyo` nu i muto\u00f1g damagas\u00f1a ni tatnai ha fagase.  `Nai tumalag hilo`yo`, ha lachai esta i kandin Sugar Daddy.  Diberas na hu hago` hulo` pachot\u00f1a ensegidas nu i trumponho pot para bai`n empas na dos.  Pindeho!<br \/>\n****<\/p>\n<p>Guihe na tiempo, la\u00f1get i para un` chochu manog putlilo (fryers).  Pago na tiempo, achogha` ti bai`n` alie` yan si gransumatlago.  Diberas, ma\u00f1ge` manog fresko.  Hana` hassoyo` `nai maplanta un` biahe ya mamaisen un` palaoan &#8220;kao manog magahet&#8221;.  Dios miho, ke lao &#8220;Kao guaha manog timagahet?&#8221;  Pindeha!  Mu\u00f1gague` chumochu manog malalago gi eda`.  Ke pues polu ya u chochu manog alamle.  Dios miho!<br \/>\n****<\/p>\n<p>Ume`eku\u00f1gog ham ya i ki\u00f1aduho fina` kuentos siha (speech) gi gipot kompania.  Ha faisenyo` kao &#8220;mahu\u00f1gog mohon i mansa\u00f1gan&#8221;.  Hu oppe &#8220;buente&#8221;.  Dispues ha sablasusyo` nu i fette na kuestion:  &#8220;Lao makomprende mohon hafa masa\u00f1gan?&#8221;  Diberas, ma\u00f1ge` na chaleg dispues.  I humestotbayo` i fasun hipokrito siha gi oriyan mame.  Dios miho!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Este i lala\u00f1gita na gulusina tai malefagho sa` estegue` ninaen` nanaho gi un` Christmas dispues de Misan Gayo.  Un` latan petrolio `nai masasaguan.  Era ninaen` un` parientes ginen Luta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}