{"id":86640,"date":"2004-12-23T03:17:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-23T03:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/a1cfcf4d-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e"},"modified":"2004-12-23T03:17:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-23T03:17:00","slug":"a1cfcf5e-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/a1cfcf5e-1dfb-11e4-aedf-250bc8c9958e\/","title":{"rendered":"A No Fat Rhyme for Holiday Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>for those going home and those already there<br \/>\na minuscule tome, a pleasure to share<br \/>\nto help you enjoy this season so fair<br \/>\na semantic alloy to read in your chair<\/p>\n<p>enjoy those candy canes and treats to eat<br \/>\nwhen New Year arrives its back on your feet<br \/>\nfor willful walking and other exercise<br \/>\nto take off those pounds we all despise<\/p>\n<p>who cares for now? what smells so good?<br \/>\nit\u2019s time for chow in the neighborhood<br \/>\neating repeating and eating again<br \/>\nwe will stop but who knows when<\/p>\n<p>bifstek with smashed potatoes and gravy<br \/>\ngollai hagun suni and beans ala navy<br \/>\nkadun pika, kankong and mustard greens<br \/>\nfresh baked pumpkin pie now enters the scenes<\/p>\n<p>sashimi, chachalon and fish head stew<br \/>\nbirenghenas no ma lechi niyok with titiyas too<br \/>\nwonton soup, lumpia and sweet and sour pork<br \/>\nall flow down the gullet with chopstick or fork<\/p>\n<p>more turkey and dressing and cranberry jelly<br \/>\nand fattening pastries to fill up your belly<br \/>\nfor those who say humbug so sour and dour<br \/>\ntry smiling and singing you\u2019ll soon feel the power<\/p>\n<p>remember those who are less fortunate than you<br \/>\nput yourself in their shoes and you\u2019ll know what to do<br \/>\nwell friends that\u2019s all for now \u2013 I gave it a lick<br \/>\nhave some holiday fun with or without St. Nick<\/p>\n<p>adios todos hamyo yan suetti para pagu<br \/>\nmay your plates be filled with bula bunelos dagu<br \/>\nFelis Pascua from fat jolly old me<br \/>\nSi Pepe Batbon, Mr. Joe Connolly<\/p>\n<p>Author\u2019s note \u2013 this is a slightly revised version of a poem that first appeared ten years ago in Vol. 1 No. 3 Dec. 1994 \u2013 I Gasetan Eskuelan Tinian<\/p>\n<p>(Joe Connolly)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>for those going home and those already there<br \/>\na minuscule tome, a pleasure to share<br \/>\nto help you enjoy this season so fair<br \/>\na semantic alloy to read in your chair<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86640\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.saipantribune.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}