Red Caesarism: Con Man Chauvinism

In the Mira Lago Liar’s Labyrinth

I lead by insult and lying and my lies lead you on

I suck money from acolytes and sycophants

I am their absolute king they can’t see past my con

I cry martyrdom I’m a GOP authoritarian elephant

I make stochastic terrorism a virtue and a vice

I thrive on hypocrisy and conspiracy theories

My faithful gun loving MAGA men act with glee

and buy AR15s and Glocks from sea to shining sea

I am a convicted felon and my bigly campaign pump

is popular: ‘POTUS 47’ 2025 Donald J. Trump

My alleged malignant narcissism is a benign disease

I rule the roost and advance with Vance as I please

Truth in my politics will never ever suffice.

Believe my Trump regime lies. Take my advice.

Joey aka “Pepe Batbon” Connolly is a retired educator who taught in the CNMI, NOLA, and LVNV. He is the Poet Laureate of Tinian and enjoys stargazing.