Whiteness debunked

“I strongly object to your column the other day,” declared my friend Bill. OK, his name is really not Bill, but let’s just call him Bill to protect his privacy.

Anyway, Bill claims to have “no preference for ‘whiteness,’ as I put it the other day. In fact, Bill says he is rather attracted to dark women.

“I like that exotic ethnic look, particularly with respect to Filipino women,” says Bill. “They have that insatiable Latin passion. I could care less for white women.”

“In fact,” continues Bill, “I don’t see why the ladies drinks for Russian and American women should be more expensive than the ladies drinks for Chinese or Filipino women. I believe this is unfair racial discrimination—-a clear violation of federal law, the Civil Rights Act of 1964, and the mandates of the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.

“Will someone please call the US Justice Department and the Department of Interior to have them look into this? I mean, why should a Filipino LD cost a mere $6 to $8, while the Caucasian rate goes for $20 minimum? Something is very wrong about that.

“Will someone please call up his or her favorite congressman for fair and equal ladies drink regulation? Something simply has to be done about this gross inequality. If the free market charges more for white ladies drinks, because of higher market demand, well, that’s just not fair, damn it. It has just got to stop, so that we can all afford it.

“I mean look at Club Russian Roulette. Man, it’s really expensive over there, I tell you. It could cost upwards of $100 an hour depending on what you order. Why is that? Well, because it features attractive white Russian women from Sakhalin Island.

“It costs just the same to bring them over here. OK, so maybe the airfare might be slightly higher, but all of the other fees—-entry permit, labor and immigration fees, etc.—are exactly the same for a Filipina. Yet, why does Russian Roulette still cost more than, say, Club Micronesia, a sister company with Filipina women? Why does white-skinned entertainment cost more when the production costs, as it were, remain more or less the same?

“My friend, I am not paying more for White women. Russian women are just as poor as third world women are. Russia is still in economic disarray, so that’s clearly no excuse.”

Bill may indeed have a point here, but there is one thing I have noticed over the years: Most men who profess to prefer foreign women to white women usually can’t get too many attractive white women. Hence, the preference.